Kevin: I’m kinda both an early bird and a night owl.
Kevin: You could say I’m more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.
Charlie: I’m quick at math.
Kevin: Okay, what’s 29 x 63?
Charlie: 37.
Kevin: What? That’s not even remotely close.
Charlie: But it was quick.
Police cars: *sounds of sirens nearby*
Kevin, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me.
Kevin: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!
Sam: That’s the spirit!
Kevin: Oh fuck, where?!
Crowley: I’ve gone to jail for less than you.
Kevin: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that much.
Crowley: Oh, you’ve been?
Kevin: Once.. in Monopoly.