Eileen: You’re so annoying! I can’t believe I married you!
Sam: I’m annoying? You’re the one who cheated!
Eileen: You cheated first!
Dean: I think we’re done with the Uno for the night.
Eileen: So, how’s fatherhood treating you?
Cas: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.
Eileen: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies.
Cas: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Dean.
Dean, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Dean: Alright, give me your hair dryer.
Charlie: What?
Eileen: What are you talking about?
Dean: Your hair dryer, don’t you carry one with you?
Charlie: Have you ever met a human woman?
Dean: *speed dials Rowena*
Dean: Hey do you keep a hair dryer on you?
Rowena, on the other end: Of course, I’m not an animal.
In the teacups ride…
Sam, Kaia, and Cas: *spinnng a little, chatting politely*
Eileen, Claire, and Dean: *flying past them as fast as they can, screaming*
Dean, shirtless: Has anyone seen my top?
Eileen: Yeah he's gone hunting