Claire: alkdfljsdhjghgls
Cas: What is that?
Claire: It’s a keyboard smash.
Cas: How do I do it?
Claire: Just press anything.
Cas: 7
Jack: *flapping his sleeves idly*
Dean: What’re you doing?
Jack: *softly* Bein’ cute
Charlie, knocking on Dean’s door: Y’all fuckin?
Cas: Yeah.
Dean, wrapped in a blanket burrito on top of Cas: Fuckin sad.
Dean: “Go hang a salami” backwards is “I’m a lasagna hog” and that pleases me.
Sam: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
Dean: Why is it always “dance with death”?
Dean: Why not “take a watercolor class with death”, or maybe “go to brunch and gossip over mimosas with death.”
Chuck: So, what are your goals?
Gabriel: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.
Cas: May I sit there?
Dean: That’s my lap.
Cas: That doesn’t answer my question, Dean.
Kaia: Last week Claire was supposed to buy milk, but instead came back with novelty cookie cutters.
Kaia: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Kaia:
Kaia: I love her.
Jody: I think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Claire: All I drank was Redbull!
Jody: How many?
Claire: Eighteen.
Dean: I met a dumbass today, and it was AWFUL.
Gabriel: You looked in the mirror?
Dean:
Dean: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.
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Sam: You were hurt, do you remember?
Cas: Just the ambulance ride.
Jack: We didn’t take an ambulance. Sam took us there in the Impala.
Cas: But I heard a siren?
Sam: That was Dean.
Dean: Sorry, I was nervous.
Henriksen: Don’t touch anything.
Dean: Yes, sir.
Henriksen: Don’t call me sir.
Dean: Yes, ma’am.
Dean: Man, I’m still tired from all that crossfit this morning.
Sam: It’s pronounced ‘croissant’ and you ate four of them.
Lucifer: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Sam: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Cas: How long are you gonna be mad at me?
Dean:
Dean: Ten minutes.
Jack: You call it a near death experience…
Claire: We call it a vibe check from God.
Cas: *eye twitches*
Kaia: So what are all of your skills?
Alex: I can kill anyone.
Claire: I’m a master marksman.
Patience: I make good life decisions.
Kaia: That’s not really-
Alex: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.