working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

dystopia

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

Like to charge, vote to cast, god I'm tired

Maybe I DO believe in tarot...

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

That picture of Biden looking at a quantum computer and being unable to grasp the true form of what he's seeing

To be fair that's how I would I react too

I do sincerely love that Quantum Computers look exactly like what a 1950's sci-fi movie prop artist would build if they were told to build something called a "quantum computer"

What a fascinating choice of posts for the morning after Election Day! Making fun of Joe Biden and not mentioning either of the actual candidates or the repercussions of the election at all. HMM, I wonder what that could possibly mean.

Yes you got me, I'm a Russian bot who is destabilizing your democracy by posting a funny picture of Biden.

I plan to influence the election by posting memes after the election.

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

This art is very sad and painful (and they say that Vi didn't suffer much in the show)

The artist: @jsnrksapphic on Twitter/X

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!

guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

oh mg god this post somehow got better

Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

Happy Pride Month!

Reminder that Billie Joe Armstrong publicly came out as bisexual in 1995!

And that Green Day used their platform to bring openly gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them in 1994!

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

tragedies at baby time