As people start to move back to here from Twitter, here are some important things to keep in mind:
- Soon, communication from all your vessels will be blocked.
- None of you are free of sin.
Hope this helps!
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Customer: MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME. SPANISH FOR A GUY NAMED IBAN. DMV: TALIBAN Verdict: DENIED
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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins
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went to the pharmacy to pick up my mouse bites and they laughed at me. they had no idea what i was talking about. i need mouse bites to live and they laughed at me
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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
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Everyone is so impressed by bald eagles taking several years to develop their mature colouration, but nobody ever mentions that gulls do, too! When you see a gull with adult plumage in the Walmart parking lot, that thing is at least 4 years old. It has years of wisdom.
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just found the most fucked up plane
bro what
bro how do you think airplanes get between airports
alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes
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tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river
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In Blood Meridian by New York Times bestselling author Cormac McCarthy, the Kid is a chaotic bisexual disaster with a big dream: to make this the queerest Mexican-American War ever. Just one problem: an asexual, certified DILF named Judge Holden. The 25th anniversary edition of Blood Meridian is a whole 351 pages of steamy will-they-won't-they enemies-to-lovers goodness.
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wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???
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That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
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