DISCORDS FUCKED

to our mutuals whom we commune with on discord: im going to bed mwah mwah gn sleep well

My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

Looking at this I can hear my mother’s jaw clenching and feel the pain in her teeth

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

"Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

horror timeloop game where an entire group gets timelooped and have to work together to break out but realize in horror after a really good loop that one of them no longer remembers any of the progress made and now does the same thing every loop. they have to get out individually. they cant escape together. making progress means reducing the amount of people you have with you

^_^

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

This feels like the kind of thing @theshitpostcalligrapher has written

this is now a command

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

sad, sick little knight laid up in bed with a big comforter thrown on top of them, pouring honey tea through a funnel they've stuck through their visor

shivering because they've got the chills. dear god you cannot begin to imagine the clanking and clattering. it sounds like when you clip into the wall in garry's mod

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage