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jaskier's lacy chemise

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just a sexy goose, guzzling - asi - pan - 27 - she/her - woc - too fucking old to be here - feral tad enthusiast - frequently NSFW / 18+ - feel free to submit prompts to my ask! icon by potatolord
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shining in your light (a knight, my love, a knight)

Summary: Jaskier's days as a single man are numbered. With family obligations knocking at the door and no escape in sight, he knows he will soon be forced to marry.

Things are further complicated when he meets a beautiful, brown-haired witcher by chance in a tavern one night.

Jaskier/Eskel | Rated: M | WC: 3k+ | CW: coarse language, implied sex

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A (very) belated Witcher Writers Winter Gift Exchange 2022 (@witcherficwriters) fill for @matrixfairy! I hope you enjoy, friendo, and sorry it's so late!

Also on AO3! I anticipate at least two more chapters, if not three, to finish everything up.

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When he was younger, Jaskier imagined life to be a fairytale.

Grand adventures, beasts to be slain, and knights in shining armor. 

Yeeugh,” the man groaned out from the tavern floor where he’d stumbled before him, covered in mud and smelling of horse dung. 

Real life never was quite like he imagined it would be.

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(Band AU) Jaskel for my lovely bestie @devendrasbeard!!!! Happy holidays my love!!!!!!! 🎄🎁❤️❤️❤️❤️🎉🎁😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Done for the @witcherficwriters Secret Santa gift exchange.

Dear Aguuu, payback's a bitch! is all im saying ;D

no seriously, my love, i hope you won't kill me for making this band au jaskel xD

but look, they got tattoos and piercings (more on places that are (sadly) hidden XD)

and it's also a wee bit smutty, right?

anyway… i hope this piece is a good treat for you bc damn…it def was a treat for me XD

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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like cardiac arrest (high voltage when we kiss) - chapter 2

Summary: Jaskier needs a date, fast. Problem is, dating is harder than it used to be. Luckily, Eskel’s willing to help him out.

Or: Two idiots in love think it’s a great idea to pretend to date each other. No one is fooled.

Jaskier/Eskel | Rated: M | WC: 4k+ | CW: coarse language, sexual thoughts

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Prompt fill for lovely Kei! Read Chapter 1 on AO3 or here on Tumblr.

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The weekend came, and with it, the arrival of Lambert and Aiden’s monthly cookout. Even though it was November and practically snowing, Lambert didn’t cancel his cookouts for anything, everyone else’s feelings about that fact aside. (“Rain or fucking shine, Jaskier, I don’t give a fuck about something as trivial as the weather,” he’d sneered when Jaskier had bothered to ask, one day. He’d never questioned it again.) Jaskier and Eskel were going, as they always did, with the new development of needing to look like a couple. They’d decided today would be as good a test run as any in seeing if their relationship would pass as genuine. After all, who would be a better judge than their friends and family? 

It was a reasonable, terrible idea. Jaskier was absolutely shitting himself as he heard the knock on his door.

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domestic/relationship situation prompts that make my heart warm:

  1. building a new piece of furniture from a flat pack together
  2. baking a new recipe together
  3. playing a competitive video game together (may i suggest mariokart)
  4. painting their nails 
  5. bringing them their favourite hot drink in bed
  6. reading to them late into the night
  7. sleeping in and cuddling the entire morning
  8. going clothes shopping and trying on outfits for an event they’ll be attending together
  9. preparing/packing for and going on a picnic 
  10. doing laundry
  11. making them tea/coffee (exactly how they like it)
  12. saying goodbye over and over because they keep forgetting things and coming back
  13. leaving notes for them around the home
  14. repairing a broken appliance 
  15. changing the bedsheets
  16. exercising together
  17. deep cleaning the home
  18. deciding what takeout to order
  19. bingeing an entire season of a trashy reality show in one sitting together
  20. reorganising the bookshelf
  21. listening to them rant
  22. running them a bath with their favourite products 
  23. covering them with a blanket when they’ve fallen asleep on the couch
  24. going grocery shopping together (+ bonus: putting away the groceries)
  25. dancing in the kitchen whilst cooking dinner
  26. encouraging them to finally buy that thing they definitely deserve to treat themselves to
  27. fixing their hair/clothes just before they rush out the door
  28. getting the giggles together over something that isn’t that funny
  29. swapping gifts for a holiday
  30. brushing their teeth together 
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Smut Dialogue Prompts That Make Me Feral

1. “Let me see those eyes.”

2. “Open your mouth for me.”

3. “Please kiss me.”

4. “Use your words.”

5. “Tell me what you want.”

6. “You look so good beneath me.” 

7. “You can take it.”

8. “I can take it.”

9. “You take me so well.”

10. “Spread your legs wider.”

11. “Louder. Let me hear you.”

12. “Keep your eyes on me.”

13. “Touch yourself.”

14. “Do you want my fingers?”

15. “I can’t get enough of you.”

16. “You taste so good.”

17. “Hands behind your back.”

18. “Swallow.”

19. “You are doing so well.”

20. “Breathe through your nose.”

21. “Don’t hold back.”

22. “Show me how much you need me.”

23. “Say my name.”

24. “You can do better than that.”

25. “Does that feel good?”

26. “I want you to ruin me.”

27. “Do you think you deserve this?”

28. “I want to have my way with you.”

29. “Touch me there. Right there.”

30. “I will never get enough of you.” 

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✨greetings✨

hello, i'm asi! lovely to meet you!

i've stumbled back into writing and fandom after almost a decade of being out of it. it's been really fun coming back to tumblr and participating in the witcher fandom. my ask/messenger is open so feel free to submit a prompt or stop by for a chat anytime! ♥

mostly shitposting and reblogs here, but i also write! this blog is jaskiersexual but my favorite pairings are bombard, jaskel, and geraskier (with a sprinkle of yennskier).

all of my writing is tagged #asi writes. you can find all of it below or on my ao3.

that being said, i enjoy content from all forms of witcher media (books, games, show, etc.) and will be posting content from the various adaptations. if that's not to your liking, no worries! but if you're a purist of any kind, this blog is not for you.

beware--18+ only, please!

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MASTERLIST

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(updated 3/8)

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arranged marriage knight au | Jaskel, M, WIP

Part 1 | 3k+, CW: coarse language, implied sex

light dom jaskier with unspoken feelings | Yennskier, E, 6k+, CW: smut, drinking

established relationship morning sex | Bombard, E, 1k+, CW: smut

the monster-hunting au no one asked for | Geraskier, T, WIP

Part 1 | 3k, CW: mention of carcasses

Part 2 | 4k, CW: mention of potential injury/death, cursing, monster description, sexual thoughts

fake dating au | Jaskel, T, WIP

Part 1 | 2k+, CW: cursing, sexual thoughts

Part 2 | 4k+, CW: cursing, sexual thoughts

geralt body worship | Geraskier, E, 1k, CW: smut

requited unrequited courting au | Jaskel, T, 4k, CW: implied sex

coffee shop au | Jaskel, T, 2k+, CW: none

lambert wants the bard | Bombard, E, 3k+, CW: smut

Content Label: Mature

The author has indicated this post may contain content that may not be suitable for all audiences.

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👀 I'm here for leaving a prompt! I'll obviously ask for Jaskel! 😬 And uhm... fake dating and mutual pining bc... ofc, they're idiots in love?? 🥺

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ask and you shall receive! up on ao3, too 🙂

part two coming in the next few days! ---- Title: like cardiac arrest (high voltage when we kiss)

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Summary: Jaskier needs a date, fast. Problem is, dating is harder than it used to be. Luckily, Eskel's willing to help him out.

Or: Two idiots in love think it's a great idea to pretend to date each other. No one is fooled.

Jaskier/Eskel | Rated: M | WC: 2k+ | CW: coarse language, sexual thoughts

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The idea was absolutely ridiculous. Jaskier had truly outdone himself this time, really.

It had all started with Valdo fucking Marx, because of course it had. The idiot, for all that Jaskier found him lacking, could throw a decent party, and his Yule parties were all the rage. They’d been at a bar together with Essi, Shani, and Priss one evening. During a lull when the ladies had excused themselves to get refills, Valdo had turned to him with a sly smirk on his smarmy face.

“Julian, dear, you are coming to my party this year, right?”

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Summary: Jaskier is convinced his feelings for Eskel are unrequited-that they're just good friends and roommates. It takes a week of courting for this to change. Jaskier/Eskel | Rated: T | WC: 4k | CW: implied sex

For my new friend @firefly-party--thanks for being so sweet!!

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It had been a very confusing week, to say the least.

It wasn’t that Eskel seemed… upset with him, per se. The other man was acting his normal self, mostly. They still went for Sunday brunch with Yen, Geralt, Lambert, Aiden, and Triss, like they did every week. When he got home late from one of his weekly gigs, there were still leftovers waiting for him in the fridge, just like always. He and his roommate-slash-friend still hung out whenever they could, staying up late sitting on the couch next to each other, chatting long into the night with matching mugs of tea. It was nice, peaceful, just like it’d always been.

So things were the same, really. Well. Except for a few new developments in their relationship lately.

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Summary: Jaskier sets out on the open road after a bad break-up, looking for purpose and hoping to find himself again. He doesn't intend to fall for a stunning cafe owner in a sleepy mountain town. Jaskier/Eskel | Rated: T | WC: 2k+ | CW: none, this is just fluff tbh

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It was getting embarrassing, really.

There were only so many lattes and pastries he could order before it became very obvious he was dawdling.

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