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Milo Heath.  I used to be with it, but now what I'm with isn't it anymore (by which I mean Syfy's The Magicians). Hth on AO3.
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Like everyone else on Earth, I'm thoroughly stoked about the Superman trailer, and one reason that I haven't seen mentioned as much is, obviously casting the role is always going to be mostly about finding a guy with The Look who can also act, The Look is extremely important, but historically it seems like casting directors have focused on build and/or a certain type of facial bone structure, which is all well and good, but casting a guy who's 6'4" is a *fantastic* choice. There's something about that characteristic hunch of a man who's Big But Feels Weird About It that is so, so perfect for Clark. Just seeing him walk down the street a head taller than everyone else but looking like he absolutely Feels Weird About It does so much heavy lifting -- it's both genuinely who Clark is (hello, fellow human beings!) and perfectly lays bare how the secret identity works (your coworker is big and handsome and should by all rights be desirable, but he's still such a loser about it, the loser radiates from his core). It's just a great element of visual storytelling.

Additionally, I have now done some deeper research (Googled "Christopher Reeve height ") and discovered that Christopher Reeve was also 6'4", so that's probably a factor in why it feels so perfect to me. That's just how tall Superman actually is.

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*It's getting to be that time of the year

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arcanetrivia

[Image description: Photo of a paper sign stuck to a wall. The sign reads,

He's making a list Heis checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

/end description]

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i could NOT work with a Vulcan. it would end in a fist fight even though i have no chance of winning. “there’s no need to react emotionally” girl i am going to kill you with my teeth. i understand why Bones is Like That. i would be too.

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gaytricorder

i couldn’t work with a vulcan because i’d be like “do you like me?” and they’d give me some bs back “‘like’ is a subjective word. if you’re asking if i feel emotion for you, i must inform you that would be illogical for one such as me” and then i’d be in love and try to kiss them and then hr would have have to be called

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Apparently Judi Dench got bored one day and they created a Les Mis barricade character for her in  May 2004 for just one performance.

Holy shit that must have  been hilarious to see.

Here’s a picture:

Dame Judi Dench in Les Mis (May 2004)

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eppiesue

“As the show started, the announcement was made: ‘At tonight’s performance the role of Javert will be played by Nic Greenshields, the role of Enjolras will be played by Alexis James, and in Act Two in the barricade scene Dame Judi Dench will appear as Madam Lafarge’.

“And, indeed, Dame Judi appeared in a suitably drab costume and mob-cap. She handed some ammunition up the barricade; she helped tie Javert to the chair; she was then hit by a flying bullet and sank dramatically over a table and was then helped offstage by one of the chorus. In total - say just under two minutes onstage!

“Dame Judi is appearing in the theatre next door and apparently has some 45 minutes between scenes. Yesterday she popped next door and said it would be fun if she could walk on at the start of the barricade scene since she had the time available and is a great fan of ‘Les Mis’. They had a quick five minute rehearsal between shows yesterday and tonight - on she went.” (source including more photos)

That is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

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Today I had to go to Target (yeah, at 4:30 on December 23, I don't want to talk about it), and pursuant to that trip to Target, I had to type "Target" into text messaging twice. Both times my phone tried to autocomplete to "Targaryen." Why. But, like -- why? I've never once in my entire life needed to text anyone at all in re: one or more Targaryens, that has just never happened to me. Is this just because I'm a fat, cranky middle-aged white guy who subscribes to Max but still calls it HBO? Am I being profiled? I use it to watch Superman & Lois! Leave me alone!

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lastoneout

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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charlott2n

putting [gender] dni on your blog on tumblr feels a lot like going to a rave and asking them to turn on the lights and confiscate all the drugs and alcohol and have quiet reading time. like do u know where you are and what these people believe

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Sound on to hear a kid being very excited about nature (no screaming), a dad being a good dad, and most importantly how quiet an owl flies.

Because you've probably heard about how an owl's feathers have evolved for silent flying, but it doesn't sink in until you "hear" an owl fly for yourself.

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