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gio, she/her. i'm kinda just out here.
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Aunt May had seen Tony Stark on her television screen for years. As Peter walks out the apartment in those hand-me-down black shades of his, she pauses.

Happy Hogan wasn’t the type to drive around anyone else who wasn’t Tony or Pepper but for the duo’s sake, he drove Peter home. When Happy honks his horn, angered at the traffic, Peter remarks, “Should’ve gone through Queens Boulevard!” and laughs. Peter thinks nothing of it but Happy’s shoulders loosened up.

Peter went to Pepper’s office one day to pick up a few items. As the two spoke, Pepper stopped suddenly. “What’s that sound?” Peter reddens. It was his earbuds. He tells her that he’s been obsessing with AC/DC lately. Pepper smiled. Peter didn’t notice the tear that escaped her eye.

Rhodey studied Peter as he sat on the ceiling doing his homework. A few hours later, Peter had informed him that he was actually studying for an Astronomy exam. “After five hours, I’m officially an expert in Astronomy!” Rhodey realized that Peter was wearing an MIT sweatshirt. Dejavú.

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OKAY I AM LITERALLY SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SO I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW AND I DON’T EVER WANNA HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN:

MCU PETER PARKER IS NOT POOR. HE IS MIDDLE CLASS.

HOMEBOY IS GOING ON A SUMMER TRIP TO EUROPE W/ HIS SCHOOL, AND EVEN WITH FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE AS HELL. IN ALL OF MCU CANON THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY HINT OF THE PARKER FAMILY BEING ANYTHING BUT MIDDLE CLASS. LOWER MIDDLE CLASS, SURE, BUT NOT POOR OKAY??? I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE COMICS OR ANY OTHER CANON HERE, PEOPLE. I AM TALKING ABOUT IN THE MCU.

AND MCU PETER PARKER IS NOT POOR. HE IS MIDDLE CLASS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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sketiana

best life advice is to not fuck with people named after a month

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cryptidsnail

what about aunt may?

that woman could fuck me up with one hand while making peter a sandwich with the other id stay tf away from her

Do not fuck with Aunt May! She once dosed the Chameleon with sleeping pills while he was disguised as Peter after having deduced he was a fraud and fucked with him saying it was poison once he noticed the effects.

Do NOT fuck with Aunt May!

we know now who defeats thanos in endgame

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i am all for the avengers accepting may as family as well. just her becoming friends with pepper and nat and the avengers being impressed that other than pepper she’s the only one who can call tony out on his shit and get him to stop. all the avengers loving and accepting peter as family makes infinity war worse though bc imagine tony coming back and the avengers are instantly worried about peter bc they haven’t seen him since the space donut attack and tony having to tell them that he’s gone

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honestly i feel like may and tony would have almost like a brother and sister kinda vibe to their relationship?? where like may is obviously the Dominant Sibling and whatever she says goes? (may has this ‘i’m your sister but i’m like a second mom’ older sister kinda vibe to her idk if that makes sense lmao)  like rhodey and tony are very much brothers that really have no control over one another and are butting heads constantly but in the most loving way (and are always super concerned for one another) and while rhodey wouldn’t be able to get tony to kinda slow down and take a break (say if he was sick but working on a deadline kinda thing) may would walk right into his workshop and be like “tony i’m not dealing with your shit right now you get into some soft clothing and go the fuck to sleep” and tony just kinda submits to her and does whatever she says. (and pepper and rhodey and really everyone is Shook because since when does anyone have this kind of power over tony stark???) like may is very protective of her family so if tony was like “fury wants me to have this finished by monday tho” may would march herself to SHIELD and scare the living hell out of fury like “you overwork this man and you fucking WATCH what’s gonna happen do not Mess With Me bucko” and fury is so shook he can’t make eye contact with tony for a week after that. may has the power to completely hulk out at people without turning into a giant green monster and everyone lowkey loves it like i feel like may would just adopt the avengers as her new family of angsty teens that need protection (even though most of them are her age/older doesn’t mean they act that way) like tony and steve get into a fight? all may needs to do is shoot them a side glance and they’re apologizing and making up. she keeps tabs on all of them and is always there to be a shoulder to cry on or give advice because she has been through so much and despite what everyone thinks at first she’s very wise. i feel like she’d also cook for them all the time wether it’s snacks and baked goods or complete family meals, she’s got it covered. but above all else her main priority is to make sure everyone is treating peter fairly and making sure he feels loved and at home. 

lmao this got waaaaayyy off topic i could talk about may parker forever i am so sorry this got so long gfdsjgfsjh

also infinity war who? idk her lmao

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i know everyone has all these problems with how everyone in this fandom doesn’t include aunt may in fics in favour of tony or like kills her off for that sweet sweet irondad fluff or whatever their reason for it is, but something that had been starting to (for lack of a better term) bother me, and something i haven’t really seen anyone talk about is the fact that everyone always makes it seem like peter and may are pretty much poor??

and maybe this is just an extension of the whole ‘no one cares about may parker in fics’ problem or maybe it’s to illustrate how in awe of tony peter is because for some reason money is such a foreign object to him, but i feel like whenever she is mentioned in fics it’s like ‘aw man peter really needed a new notebook but he didn’t wanna ask may to buy him one because she has to work extra shifts to afford food and rent so tony stark swooped in and bought him a notebook factory’ 

and like?? that’s always seemed weird to me?? the fact that the default for may is that she works as like a waitress part-time and then also picks up shifts at like a grocery store or something “just to make ends meet” and it’s really sad that that’s just become who may is to all of us?? no one mentions her until she has to be this super woman that works two jobs and still managed to raise peter and now has to deal with the spider-man shit, and still is struggling financially.

like marvel might not ever give tony a break but none of y’all ever give one to may!

can someone explain to me what from peter and may’s living situation makes them seem poor?? in the first like 25 minutes of homecoming may takes peter (and offers to bring ned) out for food, is like ‘lmao whatever you need fam’ when he tells her he needs to buy a FIFTH backpack in, though she doesn’t say I’d guess eight months, (homecoming takes place two months after civil war, in which peter says he’s had the spidey powers for six months) and by the looks of it he has a routine of going to delmar’s bodega and getting a sub everyday after school??? they’ve always just seem aggressively middle class to me, and then i log onto tumblr.com and all of the sudden they’re living under a bridge?? 

please, someone correct me if i’m wrong, but may’s education or job status is never mentioned in canon, she can literally have any job you want her to! (ive personally always thought of her as like an art teacher or something) 

to make a long post short may and peter don’t have to be on the brink of poverty for tony to wanna throw money at them?? we all know damn well that tony stark has a guilt complex so it’s not out of character for him to want to buy things for peter, wether they’re necessities or gifts, and he and may don’t need to be facing eviction every month for may and peter to accept when tony offers to buy something for him?? if anything may doesn’t care as long as he gives her a call so she knows where he is and doesn’t start failing his classes!! 

this isn’t even about the whole ‘MAY NEEDS TO BE IN EVERY GODDAMN FIC YOU WRITE SHE’S PETER’S PARENTAL FIGURE TOO” argument, because we all know we’d die for irondad, honestly for the most part i could care less if she’s in someone’s fic or not, but whenever she is it feels like she’s just there as a means of guilt for peter over their financial situation and to offer a quick “haha thank god tony’s rich” line, which is boring? y’all don’t have to write may if you don’t want to, not every fic has to reference back to may, but if you’re gonna put it in there, be creative about it!! give the woman some dignity!! she’s a hard worker give her a job where that hard work quite literally pays off so she can go out for larb with her nephew every once and a while!!!!

[edit: i realize this sounds super defensive, but i’m not about policing fanfiction. write anyone however you want, you know, at the end of the day if you’re happy with your writing then who the fuck cares? we write this shit for our own damn selves, it’s just something i see a lot of and i wanted to talk about it, i’m not calling anyone out, just being a loud mouth lmao]

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