Anonymous asked:
could you write a fic about peter and tony coping with the pandemic?
peter: hey tony did u hear abt this coronavirus thing?
tony: i did indeed peter but i found a cure and already have vaccines being shipped out so it won’t even make it out of china
peter: woah tony that’s amazing
tony: eh just another tuesday *puts on three pairs of sunglasses and drops an unplugged mic he pulled out of his back pocket*
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#the coronavirus simply would not exist in a world where tony stark exists dear sweet anon#this is just a fact of life#tony stark#peter parker#coronavirus#covid19#covid-19#idk really how to tag this lol#crack fic#but does this even count as a fic#marvel#mcu#i hope this makes someone chuckle bc i think it's hilarious lol#ask#Anonymous