Tony Stark :')

doctor strange rounding up all the unsnapped avengers for the final battle:

if peter were tony’s kid, he’d be famous for shitposting. can you imagine parker sass with the amount of exposure being a stark gets you?

his twitter would be awesome, ft. gems like

so far my college experience has been harried pol sci and history majors ready to trade me their souls for an avengers quote.

I’m gonna travel back in time and shove ten year old me into the dirt before he gives people expectations.

my dad told me i should come out of my room more often and i think he should respect my career choice of becoming a golem.

there’s a theory going around that i’m spiderman meanwhile I’m over here having asthma attacks over two consecutive flights of stairs.

[attached: article titled 10 best dressed celebrity children with #3 being peter stark] @vogue i’ve been wearing the same hoodie for four days.

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

yeah

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter