Anonymous asked:
What's heath ledger and why did he say no?
An actor? He died like a decade ago. I dunno why he apparently said no though
Anonymous asked:
🕷️ Friendly Neighborhood PSA: Dental Health🕷️
Spider-people, you might be swinging from webs and saving the city, but even heroes need to take care of their teeth! Here’s why dental health is as essential as your spider-sense:
1. Brush Twice a Day 🪥 - Your spider mask doesn’t cover bad breath! Keep it fresh by brushing in the morning and before bed. Two minutes each time is all it takes. No exceptions!
2. Floss Daily 🧵: No webbing for this job—use floss to get between those teeth! Flossing is your best defense against cavities and gum disease, especially after a long night out.
3. Rinse with Mouthwash 🌀 - A quick swish keeps bacteria at bay and your breath fresh—especially important after those late-night stakeouts or grabbing a quick slice of pizza.
You’ve got the power to keep the city safe and keep a shiny smile. Healthy teeth mean less pain and more focus on your hero work. So swing into action and make dental care part of your routine.
A clean smile makes for a confident hero! 🕸️
(This has been a test of the multi-dimensional broadcast system.)
Dental health is important, and my multiverse's Spider Society provides dental insurance, so I better not see anyone ignoring their dental health!
Anonymous asked:
There’s a tumble outside of the house, a scream before it’s cut off into a series of grunts and yelps.
“Ow—“
*Lindsey flinches at the scream, it was loud enough to hurt her ears. She cautiously opens the door, unsure of what's outside, as it didn't sound like Miguel or Spider*
Who's there?!
Anonymous asked:
-chirp-.. babe? Would you still ove us if we were a monster?? More so then what we are now?
⚫️n⚫️
Of course I would! No matter what you are, you're still my wonderful, amazing Miguel!
Anonymous asked:
🍳 "Are you a good cook? Do you enjoy cooking? What's your favorite thing to cook?"
I am, I love cooking! Baking too! As for my favorite thing to cook, I think I'll have to go with a nice steak!
Anonymous asked:
🥰
🥰 "What would make you feel happy and loved?"
Honestly? A big ol cuddle pile with Miguel, Atticus, and all our kids
Anonymous asked:
*tap tap tap*
Yessssssss?
Anonymous asked:
you are gay
I'M A WOMAN MARRIED TO A MAN-
But really, while I'm not straight, I'm not gay either
Anonymous asked:
-they squeezed through the door and with a little pop they made it through the small space-
//Babe got two last minute ideas.. lost track of time my bad.//
Oh? For what?
Anonymous asked:
true or false: you're gonna do one of those corny /aff couples costumes for halloween
Actually, Miguel and I haven't figured out what we're going to dress as yet!
Anonymous asked:
*loud growling and hissing came from the bathroom. The light wasn’t even on*
Spider? You in there?
Anonymous asked:
*slams into the window*
HIIIIII MIKEY HERE~
D̶̦͒̈́o̷̘̻̊ ̴̡̛̒ÿ̶̭̉o̶̠͛͗u̸͉̝͂̇ ̴̝̙̎ḧ̴̭͖́̈́ä̶̖v̶̱͋͂e̵͉̻̋ ̷̜̈́f̶̺̲̀̊l̵͖͋ë̵͖́ś̵̛͖̦ḩ̶͈̈́ ̶̛̺̋w̴̛̹ͅȇ̵̢́ ̷̡̤̑č̶̡a̴͎̅͋n̸̻͒̈́ ̴̜̫͒͠c̷͉̔ȏ̸̝n̸̤̓s̷̟̗̆̋s̵͍̝̊̑s̸̯̦͗͋u̷̢̮̔̋m̵̛̗͍̎e̴̜̬̐?̷̛̫̣͝
NO THE HELL I DON'T
Anonymous asked:
Did you know?
Did you know that nacho cheese on chip on nacho? This.
This is because nacho cheese on chip
I did not know, thank you!
13 and 16
13. Have you ever used your power for petty and/or selfish (or silly) reasons?
Answered this in another one, so I'll just copy paste it
Does hanging from the ceiling in a dark kitchen so I can scare someone with my glowing eyes count?
16. Did the burnout of overusing your power ever put you in a vulnerable and/or dangerous position?
Yes, I tend to use my webs as a weapon, so the first time they ran out left me without a ranged way to fight. My husband and his brother helped me make web shooters after that so it wouldn't happen again
Anonymous asked:
9, 13, 15
9. What was the most creative application of your ability?
Using my weirdass mind reading to know when the twins are up to something
13. Have you ever used your power for petty and/or selfish (or silly) reasons?
Does hanging from the ceiling in a dark kitchen so I can scare someone with my glowing eyes count?
15. Is it possible to overuse your power? What symptoms do you experience as a result?
It is, I've run out of webs before even though they're made from my body. Usually when something like that happens, I just need to take a break and let my body recover. It's the reason Miguel and I also use web shooters, so we can conserve that energy in case of emergency!
Anonymous asked:
*several rapid taps were heard followed by a sheepish mental shout*
//Lily…. I got stuck again..//
Miguel...
*facepalm*
Anonymous asked:
-portal opens and the big figure cat lands out of it,managing not to shaking the damn room this time. They then called out,the voice sounding less human and more spider like-
B̴̡̛̮̏̕A̷̛̭͔̯̦͗B̴͚̥̦͒̔͝Ȩ̶̫̥͕̈́̐
Miguel? That you?