spandex ballet

Affordable frog costume

Yeah that tracks

lol, lmao.

rofl

Official silly sign(s)

as a being of silliness i confirm this

Thank you for confirming the official silliness of these fine signs

completely unrelated to football but lady liberty made me do it

That is the deerest thing that i ever did see 😉😁😍

i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right

reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

sound on for eepy baby noises

me when i'm wrapped up oh so cozy in my blankie

so cruel of this sourceror to cast such wicked spells on an innocent beaste

Mordenkainens Forced Boo Boo Roll

We invited our neighbors to our outdoor cat’s bday party