my dad explaining planet of the apes to me after i said i didnt want to see it so he just mixed up all the things he's heard me talking about

Dad:one of them has cancer

dad:and one is an angel

dad:who is really hot and gay

dad:apparently

dad:and their father is a dick

dad:and one is a detective who is too smart

dad:he's also gay

dad:and one is a moose

dad:it's planet of the apes with added moose

dad:and their mother died on a ceiling

dad:and god ships the angel and the moose's brother

dad:also goldfish

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL MY BABY GETS HURT AND THEN I AM READY TO KILL A GUY OR GIRL I THOUGHT I LIKED

hey remember when Dean didn't believe in angels