spicemommy reblogged
How straight men think women look while masturbating: sat upright, boobs out. Rubbing their nipple with one hand and using the other hand to tenderly rub and finger themselves. letting out soft feminine whiny moans occasionally.
How they actually look: laying down with only their head propped up, double chin to the max. Using their hand or a toy, no moans (unless feeling festive) just occasionally coughing