go is a doply complex strategic gwame, famously far more complicated than chess, with [the hypnosis activates], [for the next 30 seconds i believe i am a honeybee navigating a field of flowers]

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

curly talks

I won't admit how long it took me to realize that an angry squinty vulture was NOT photobombing the boy

Osprey

Me, a rainbow trout swimming in a pond: today is such a beautiful day, I think I’ll float up to the surface and bask a little

The villainous ace of spades:

septic shock illustration in scientific american (src)

she touch my yippee till i yay

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

Please stop he is drowning.....

Gone forever

Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

Cannibalism as a metaphor for. Dinnar.

Cannibalism as a metaphor for when you're stuck in a lifeboat and your buddy starts looking a lot like a hamburger

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

americans are making this post about their shit education system and the literacy crisis whatever that is and i say this with love in my heart: it really is not that deep. pathology this pathologizing that. how about the universal human inclination to take da Path of least resistance