wishmewell

Everyone is so proud of him too, as they should be

loling at this question specifically:

Jesus christ, I’m not even tall.

LOL! I'm poor little meow meow. I'll take it 😁

Emotional support pumpkin

bird up

since this post went double platinum (no pun intended) and you all require more real bird chatot, have some more

your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong

Has it been zero days again

narrator annoyance club

@louysecosa @reboot-of-humanity @gallinusspacebirb

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

He did a little oopsie

overwhelming, great news but also that is a nude man looking at me

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

remember, everyone promised to be cool! also disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer assume I said all the things you'd say to be like "i know human interaction is complicated, i know some of what i listed here would be very annoying to some people," and all that

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

OH MY LITERAL GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES IM SUFFOCATIGNG

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG

@hawstar