@spearxwind / spearxwind.tumblr.com
◈ I reblog a lot, so I got an art tag, and an art blog @spearxwindart ◈ I post a lot about the ocean, my ocs, and things i like. No rhyme or reason this is my house 👍 ◈ Asks welcome! but Please Behave. DMs closed. ◈ Here's my Ko-Fi also
🔻[#The Hollowridge Disaster] - scifi horror and violence ⛈️[#Broken Horizon] - dragons and aircraft and storms 🦈[#Challenger Deep] - leviathans and hunters
snowy owl with pristine white feathers, ordering a hotdog with extra mustard. onlookers observe first in horror at the imagined inevitable mustard stains, and then in awe as it opens its mouth and the entire hotdog goes down in one go with perfect precision like it was eating a vole.
Can you not spoil the new Guardians of Ga'Hoole book like that
*Tips wings*
M'neuver
This fucking post I made 9 years ago was honestly slept on
Houghhh i rly am on my dragon bullshit
makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed
Please appreciate this pic of me loosing my mind over this fish I caught.
once i was presenting research at a conference where everyone who received money from a specific grant had to go to basically be like “and here’s what we’re doing with your money.”
and there was a team there presenting on astrophysics and I truly barely understood a thing they said. my team was there to talk about salamander eDNA, and the juxtaposition between Space Math and swabbing salamanders with cotton-tips just struck me as deeply funny.
Later some of the Space people came by and asked us all about the salamanders and one of them said, “I can’t imagine working with animals and water. It’s all so messy. I don’t know how you stay sane with those variables?”
And I was like, “dude I didn’t even know the math you talked about today even existed.”
And we were both just like 🤝 “love your work. huge fan. I’d rather die than do it though.”
going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die
✦ Falin ✦
the mutuals button should be a hug
like this
it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.
Cute baby birds
I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying
normalize suddenly saying "wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this" mid rant
