Let’s give it up for Boy Pussy!!

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

Like when my... No.. i shant say

What's wrong with pineapples?

oh, you sweet summer child

genuinely i don't get it can you explain

Oh more sweet summer children who do not know the Lore.

can someone explain it instead of being vague about it??

oh how interesting!

The devil, wandering around asking everyone how to get to the devil's sacrament.

There's a joke that cum tastes like pineapple. It does not. Diet can affect cum's taste from bitter to sweet.

Gay culture is constantly not knowing what the gay culture is.

Wow 😮

Leaving bed was hard this morning

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify

Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.

Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready

I am being silenced!

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up

🥺 at me one more time and I swear I'm breeding you stupid.

hello come visit my booth