SparkWizard

The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)

bringing this back for the big day

calvin and hobbes

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

next time a cishet man talks about how he feels oppressed or like ppl are saying he's evil, explain the trans-to-prison pipeline and v-coding to him.

I wanna get more specific with this. According to some studies, 1 in 3 trans people have experienced workplace discrimination. And nearly 1 in 5 trans people have experienced housing discrimination. As a result of this and family rejection, nearly 2 out of 5 trans women have experienced homelessness. As a result of this, at least 1 in 4 trans women have done sex work (although some studies go as high as 3 in 4). As a result of this, 1 in 5 trans women have reported being incarcerated at some point. Incarcerated trans women experience v-coding:

This is not something that "representation" and saying "trans women are women" will solve.

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

Why is this so addictive i need an extended version

the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

and i was

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