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Come Be We And We Be Free

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Take a seat while I trample out the days
34! She/her! @sparklyslug on ao3
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ESPN: “The Body Issue” Amanda Bingson, Paige Selenski, Natalie Coughlin, Leticia Bufoni, Ali Krieger, Aly Raisman,

Can we just recognized that they all have different body types but are all extremely athletic.

And none of these photos are hyper sexualized 👏🏻

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Oh my GOD

Thank god people can actually take pics of women without sexualizing them! Wow

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Have you listened to @lin_manuel’s #Hamilton soundtrack yet?? It’s the musical I never knew I needed. I laughed, I cried, I gnashed my teeth that I will never make it out to NYC to see it - but we can all enjoy the gorgeous cast recording. You can hear it on @nprmusic now.

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Norse mythology in a nutshell

Loki: Wow, it sure would suck if someone decided to do the thing, huh?
Everyone else: Pretty much.
Loki: I mean, it would really fuck shit up.
Everyone else: Basically.
Loki: Can you even imagine what would happen if someone actually did the thing? Like, wow. Everything on fire. People screaming and shit. Absolute carnage. Thor in tears. Freyja on a rampage. Odin crying into his eye patch. Just imagine.
Everyone else: That's essentially the situation.
Loki: Thank Asgard that no-one has taken it upon themselves to do the thing. I, for one, am gracious that thing has not been undertaken yet. May it remain this way for literally hours to come.
Everyone else: You've done the thing, haven't you?
Loki: I am agog. I am aghast. How could you insinuate that I, Loki, the Trickster god, would have done the thing? This is an outrage. I won't stand for it. I demand a lawyer and also a horse.
Everyone else: There's a note here that says 'I totally did the thing, you bunch of jerkwads, ha-ha-ha I tricked you so good, signed Loki xxx'
Loki: ... in hindsight, I may, in fact, have done the thing. But it was just a little joke. A little chuckle amongst friends. Tomfoolery. Japes. A tiny trick.
Everyone else: The world is literally ending because you did the thing.
Loki: Oh my Æsir, fine, I'll fix it. Fuck, why do I have to fix everything around here? Trickster god? Might as well call myself the Fixter god. Also my son is a wolf.
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