poor stevie 😔

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

edit: please remember

1. i have to read all the tags

2. ITS RANDOMLY GENERATED I AM SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR RESULT BUT DO NOT FUCKING HARASS ME ABOUT IT

thank you

🫢 anyways-

Maybe when the tide comes out / Come and find me / Waiting on the street where we met /Haven't found the time to forget — Blush, Orville Peck

I have come to learn that in his travels, Bram Stoker did indeed come to America and met Theodore Roosevelt and suddenly everything about Quincy P. Morris makes sense.

Worry Lines

how many times has anakin skywalker been electrocuted

does someone have a count

is this boy’s brain okay

thishereanakinguy, your life’s purpose has arrived!

Omg my time to shine!

1. Gungan General 2. Hostage Crisis 3. The Citadel 4. Gungan Attack 5. Prisoners 6. Shadow Warrior (at least twice, implied it was much more) 7. Slaves of the Republic 8. Escape from Kadavo (twice) 9. Crisis on Naboo (twice) 10. Sacrifice (though this was in Yoda’s vision and not real life)

So in conclusion, by the time Revenge of the Sith rolls around, Anakin has been electrocuted a minimum of 12 times. This can cause a host of physical and neurological problems, including lack of emotional control, increased aggression, etc. Strictly speaking, Anakin’s propensity towards having huge amounts of electricity (which should by all rights have killed him ages ago - there’s an entire book where Luke is dealing with the pain associated with Force lightning, whereas Anakin’s just like “whatever, just another Tuesday”) played as big of a role in his turn to the Dark Side as anything else, since it sapped his brain of the ability of cognitive reasoning.

…so are you saying that Anakin might have never joined the dark side if he wasn’t a human lightning rod?

I’m saying Anakin’s cognitive functioning and ability to control his emotions and aggression were deeply impacted by being a human lightning rod, which is the long way of saying yes.

yall out here reblogging only the first half of this but not the important stuff

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

Every single one of these dumb-ass children is going to die

that red hood guy walked my drunk sister home at three in the morning from a frat party and later she told me he smelled like cigarette smoke and cinnamon rolls. #onlyingotham