obsessed with this scene part 3

I was today years old when I learned that sean astin l i v e d the plot of mamma mia

so for those who are asking it basically went like this:

around the time of his birth sean astin's mother patty duke had three highly publicized affairs with three different men: desi arnaz, jr., michael fell, and john astin

most people at the time believed desi to be sean's father, but patty released that john astin was actually sean's biological father. this seemed to be confirmed when patty and john got married and stayed that way for thirteen years.

when sean began to hear rumors that his actual biological father might not be john, he reached out to both desi and michael and formed close relationships with both of them

later he took a dna test that confirmed that michael fell was his biological father, but he remained close with all three men, citing john (the man who raised him) as his "true father."

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mad props to Joel Kim Booster for getting Jane Austen’s anal sex joke tattooed on his shoulder. Just fucking brilliant. I laughed SO MUCH when I figured out what it was

Eddie: *heart eyes*

Well anon, you’ve got me going. 

James Neal is definitely at the top of the list when he doesn’t look like a total grease ball. I mean, sometimes he looks like this:

but then he also does this on occasion: 

My personal choice for hottest Pred is Roman Josi. At first I didn’t get all the hype, but then I met him in person and he was easily the most beautiful man I have ever seen. I mean, just look at him. 

Just casually being a model on foreign rooftops. 

And he looks like this in a scarf and beanie in the snow carrying a Chipotle bag. What’s not to love?!

Bonus content: Roman and his fellow model friends (aka fellow Preds).

Point proven.

A close second for me though is Seth Jones. He’s young, he’s good looking, he’s a total sweetheart. Total package. 

With a puppy (!!!!)

And he looks like this in a white shirt.

But if none of those guys do it for you, there’s a man for everyone on the Preds. If you like the hot-dad type, there’s Pekka Rinne. 

He looks HOT in a suit, too. 

There’s Shea Weber, the strong-silent/lumberjack type. Even though most of the time he looks like he could (and would) kill you at any moment:

He’s just a big teddy bear, as proven here with his dog, Dug (a big dog for a big man).

He might be a man of few words, but he’s still a total stud.

Colin Wilson has the best flow. 

Even though he has cut the majestic flow now, he still looks like this:

Rest in peace, Willy’s flow. 

Next, we have Craig Smith. He has a fantastic smile. Look at those pearly whites. 

Even when his hair is terrible, the smile never falters. 

He’s also just a total goob.

If you like younger men, there’s Calle Jarnkrok and Filip Forsberg. They make up 2/3 of the Predators’ Swedish Mafia. 

They’re best friends with a total bromance. 

They also look great on their own, too. I personally prefer Calle with short hair.

Filip is our precious golden child. If you touch him, the entirety of the Preds fan base will come after you.

Here’s to Prince Filip getting out of this scoring slump and doing this again:

And lastly, we have who I believe is the hottest newbie: Colton Sissons.

He’s still pretty new (and lacking in pictures) but he’s the captain of the Predators’ farm team, the Milwaukee Admirals, and he’s showing a lot of promise at the NHL level.

He’s also a precious soul who reads to little children. Nothing is hotter than a hockey player interacting with children. 

And this has been an introduction to the hottest team in the NHL: the Nashville Predators. 

All Hail the Queen

JJ Feild - Major John André Promo

Gillian Anderson & Idris Elba at the Harpers Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brit Audio Description Highlights, Part 1

(As I’ve mentioned before, the British audio-description track is truly something to experience. It’s very descriptive and detailed, has a blatant crush on Douglas Booth and reads out “I've got a latke for you, bitch” in clipped RP. With this series of posts (yes, there was too much good stuff to contain in a single post) I bring you the highlights of the British audio-description track. Enjoy!)

“A cargo ship forges its path through a calm, glittering ocean.”

“A fresh-faced, princely young man walks with an older woman dripping with jewellery.”

“Balem has a youthful but strangely aged appearance.”

“Handsome Titus watches as Balem vanishes.”

“Strapping, goatee-bearded Caine, who has pointy ears.”

“A rejuvenated Balem floats out on a boat-like throne with its own sentient robot figurehead.”

“Titus floats in an anti-gravity chamber as he’s pleasured by a bevy of sultry women.”

“Famulus, an attractive, conservatively dressed woman with large, peculiar ears, her curly afro hair tied back in bunches.”

“The floating orgy continues.”

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Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979)

I’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and I just do not get it.

Come on, fairy dust? This has to be about drugs, there’s no way it’s not about drugs. Maybe drug nuclear bombs, but drugs are in there.

Oh my god Segs did another commercial and it is awesomely cheesy/awkward. I have so much appreciation for the crazy transition to him leaning casually against the counter. And the double thumbs up. Let us never forget that.