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I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

my university having the dracula daily guy as a guest speaker is so funny

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Hey guys!! I'm opening up commissions again! This time I will be opening 2 slots and doing 3/4 Bodies and Full-bodies. If you can't afford it right now it's okay!! I still enjoy all of your love and support for my art! I also recently opened a Ko-Fi page! So if you still want to support feel free to send me a tip over there!

[ I will announce when the commissions are officially open in the next Reblog and my profile]

In terms of Fandoms I'm comfortable with the ones I know/ have posted about in the past (Star Wars, Supernatural, Stranger Things, etc) but I don't mind drawing from fandoms or ships I don't know about (as long as they are not included in my Don'ts) or OCs, but in these situations, I will need references and/or detailed descriptions. Redesigns of existing characters should be discussed beforehand.

My NOs are:

Still , I hold my right to refuse to do a commission if it makes me uncomfortable .

Contact : Once the commissions are open you can contact me through DM . Please allow me some time to answer since we are probably not in the same time zone .

Pricing : Pricing is explained in the image above and also here :

3/4 Bodies are 35€ only Lineart and 40 € colored with flats and simple shading .

Full Bodies are 45 € only Lineart and 50 € colored with flats and simple shading .

Extra characters will be + 50 % of the original price and simple backgrounds will be + 30 % of the original price ] . Still , the price may vary depending on the complexity of the drawing , but we can talk about it .

Payment : All payments will be through PayPal and made upfront ( don't worry I'll still check with you along the way to make sure everything is to your liking )

Process : The time it takes to finish your commission may vary depending on different factors (such as the complexity of the piece or personal events that may occur) , but please allow a minimum of 1-2 weeks .

Commissions will open soon!

COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!

Gareth is in charge of the Corroded Coffin official TikTok account, being the only one who actually uses social media on a daily basis.

He's playing Fuck Marry Kill with the three random celebrities generator and trying to make the other guys join as well.

When it's Eddie's turn, he's having none of it "they're just gonna get mad at me because I know no one! let me live in peace!"

Gareth insists until he shoves the phone in Eddie's face, giving him no chance to escape. The filter generates three pictures on top of Eddie's face.

"I have no fucking clue who these people-" he stops talking as his eyes focus on the last picture, it's a man around his age with voluminous hair and beautiful features. Eddie pulls the phone up close, ripping it out of Gareth's hand, to have a better look.

"you okay man?" Gareth asks, out of frame.

"Kiss, have sex with, marry, and adopt a puppy with him," he says, pointing at the guy on the screen "kill the other two."

"That's not how you play man, the fuck??" Gareth appears in frame and looks at the celebrities "you mean the third guy? are you serious?"

Eddie glares at him sideways "have you fucking seen him? he's a fucking-" but the video is cut off by the time limit.

The most liked comment under the video is by none other than famous baseball player Steve Harrington:

"I'm more of a cat type, but how about we discuss it over dinner? ;)"

thinking abt steve asking mr. clarke insane questions in 8th grade. like. can men get pregnant. why can’t they. do bugs have lungs or gills like fish. who made the first telescope and why. who was the hottest female physicist. who was the hottest male physicist. why is my dad cheating on my mom. etc etc

Maya Hawke and Camila Mendes in behind the scenes polaroids from the production of “Do Revenge” (2022)

Iliad mini comix, books 1-8! yes i am going to do all 24 books! pray for me!

more iliad stuff

more ancient studies comics

part 2/part 3

#joe covering his mouth in shock is so funny

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

🍭Princess Bubblegum🍭

i taught a baking class for 12 year olds today and we made your garden variety chocolate chip cookies, but i’m a big believer in Questioning Everything and the who/what/where/why/when/how behind things, so the first part of the class was purposely letting the kids do things the wrong way, to show and explain why we do things the way we do.

“why do we bake cookies at 180 for 9 minutes when we could do 400 for 2 minutes?” -enter the godawful lump of coal with a still gross wet and uncooked inside

“why do we have to scoop out little cookies instead of doing the whole tray?” -ok well that one you can technically do if the spread is even. you just end up with one giant, structurally unsound cookie. “PLEASE CAN WE MAKE GIANT COOKIES” (we did make 1 giant tray cookie)

we talked a lot about why consistency is important, but i don’t think it really hammered home until i said “okay everyone gets ONE cookie, that’s fair, right?” and then handed out cookies of hugely varying sizes. + baked one fat lump of a cookie that still wasn’t done at the 9 minutes, vs the regular one i put in that came out charred by the time the first was actually done.

we also made a row of cookies where each one had one single differing ingredient omitted, like a cookie with no flour, or a cookie with no butter, and laid them all out on a single tray to bake together to see how each ingredient affects the outcome.

two of the little girls added cocoa to their cookie doughs until it matched the colour of each others skin to make best friend cookies, and that almost made me tear up a bit 🥺

got briefly distracted (…for over half an hour…) talking about how eggs form when someone cracked an egg and it had 2 yolks

expertly tolerated being asked how old i am (just turned 31 the other day) which was immediately followed by asking if i watched the moon landing live on tv

was so focused on keeping track of all the kids that in the end i forgot to make a cookie for myself, but it’s ok because one of the girls gave me this

tiny……….

the class went well and they asked if i wanted to do another one in a couple weeks and i said yeah, and they’re taking uh… fuck, what’s the word for inventory when it’s people?? attendance?? whatever, they’re trying to see who’s interested to get a feel of if it’d be 1 three hour class again or if there’s too many kids so we’d do a couple classes. anyways, i love the emails from Concerned Parents.

“will there be knives involved?” we are baking cookies.

“what temperatures does the oven get to/will it be hot enough to burn?” we are baking cookies.

“will there be [insert ingredient used in cookies]?” we are baking cookies.

“are you using fahrenheit or celsius?” ??????? d-does it matter?? it’s going to get Hot. (also celsius; this is ontario)

“are the ovens childproof?” no?? i’m assuming you’re asking if i’m going to let your kids reach into the ovens while i’m staring out a window in another room. i will not be allowing your children to use the ovens. they will not be left unattended. 

“why is the library baking class taking place at the high school?” the library does not have 10 ovens. the library does not even have 1 oven. the high school has many ovens.

“what if i don’t want my child to have cookies? can you let her make muffins instead?” this is a baking class for cookies. we are baking cookies.

“cookies aren’t healthy. why don’t you make [insert whatever]” do you know how many cookies i can make with a $40 budget and a trip to the bulk store? we are making cookies.

“who needs a class to bake a cookie, why not teach something more valuable?” IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE COOKIES, KAREN, IT’S ABOUT FAMILIARIZING CHILDREN WITH THE ART AND SCIENCE OF BAKING/COOKING/FOOD, ABOUT TRYING NEW THINGS, MAKING MISTAKES AND REALIZING THAT THE MISTAKES ARE NOT ONLY OKAY TO MAKE BUT VALUABLE IN AND OF THEMSELVES, FAMILIARIZING THEM WITH INDEPENDENCE, THE UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THINGS CAN COME TOGETHER TO FORM A NEW AND BETTER WHOLE, ALL WHILE HAVING TRYING TO INJECT A MODICUM OF JOY INTO THEIR LITTLE LIVES. SORRY THAT THERE ARE CONCEPTS AT PLAY YOU CAN’T SEEN TO UNDERSTAND HERE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME JOIN AND I’LL LET YOU MAKE A FUCKING COOKIE.

This is wonderful science, and those parents make me want to cry.

Chris’ countdown to reuniting with Dodger 🐶❤️

This was a piece I did a few months back based on the new Broadway production of Anastasia! It was commissioned by one of the producers as an opening night gift for the cast and crew; I have always been a huge fan of the movie, so it was a real treat to be involved (in a very small way) with the stage adaptation!

@sparklyslug

ships: Leia Organa x Han Solo (requested by anonymous)

BB-8 meets his dark side. 

Just like their owners ;D