“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.” -G.K. Chesterton
⚡️Hey! I'm Sparky or Blaze or any number of nicknames you wanna give me, I'm not really particular
🏳️⚧️My pronouns are he/they/it, but idrc as long as you don't call me she/her ♋18+ 👍🏼Writing, math, escape rooms, logic puzzles, movies, youtube, Dr. Pepper (I have an addiction to the stuff) 👎🏼Rootbeer, bugs, slimy things, loud noises, crowds, going out in public, getting wet 💔Triggers: S/A, S/H, bugs, clowns, SPIDERS (anything with more than 6 legs shouldn't exist, and 6 is already pushing it)
🤬I curse so please use caution
🎨More arty things: LinkTree Omg Newsies as Vines
🚫DNI: TERFs, -phobes, racists, anti-, yk this list could go on forever just don't be an asshole
🪭Fandoms: Newsies (1992, Live, and UKsies), Harry Potter (fuck jkr), Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Haikyu!!, Sk8 the Infinity, Hamilton, In the Heights, Heathers, Be More Chill, Six, 21 Chump Street, Legally Blonde the Musical, Mean Girls the Musical, 9-1-1, West Side Story, Cats the Musical, Panic There are probably more
🎶Favorite music: Age of Madness, Newsies, In the Heights, Alec Benjamin, DCOM soundtracks
🗣️Characters I can and will talk about for hours: Any newsie (but especially Albert, Elmer, Jack, Davey, Les, Mush, the Delanceys), Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Sturgis Podmore, Pandora Lovegood, Leo Valdez, Luke Castellan, Frank Zhang, Dabi, Shoto Todoroki, Iwaizumi Hajime, Nishinoya Yuu, Kojiro Nanjo (Joe), John Laurens, Pip Hamilton, Usnavi, Benny, JD, Heather Chandler, Michael Mell, Katherine Howard, Anne of Cleves, Justin Laboy, Emmett Forrest, Janis, Christopher Diaz, Athena Grant, Mouthpiece, Balkan, Baby John, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, Ray Hall, Heather Nill
🎙️Relationships you couldn't get me to stop talking about if you tried: Spralbert, Javey, Blush, Pink Flowerpatch, Xenora, Percabeth, Frazel, Hot Wings, MatchaBlossom, Lams, Boyf Riends, Buddie, NillHall
🫶🏻Mutuals:
@caw-salem Fuck u roomie 🥰
@the-lavender-lapin My babyyyyyy🩵
@noxexistant thank you for gracing my pfp with gay pryder 😭🙌🏼
@raggedy-albert My fellow Albert enthusiast 🧑🏻🦰
@kellyscowboy UR HCS ARE SO GOOOOOD 😍
@hexmari LOML IM GROVELING AT YOUR FEET 🙏🏼
🧐Special interests: Newsies, dinosaurs, DND
🎉Fun facts:
- I play DND
- I like math because I understand it almost all the time (and if I don't I can usually look it up and figure it out), words are hard
- I'm in PST
- I have a dog that only has 3 legs, his name is Porch
- I have anxiety, depression, bipolar II
- I have a lot of the symptoms of autism, but am not formally diagnosed bc I can't currently afford a therapist
🕳️Current hyperfixation: ——————————