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Before I ghost this hell site for another 3 years... I wanna pour one out for Chadwick Boseman who really brought so much talent and magic to the MCU that I loved. Rest in Power, king.

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Y’all are never getting a face reveal lmao

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Destiel became canon in Spanish but Dean missed (1) Spanish lesson so the duolingo owl killed his boyfriend as a warning

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in all my years of imagining how destiel would finally be canon, “cas confesses to dean in an oddly-cut scene that jensen admits his reaction was cut out of, dies, is never mentioned again, and then three weeks of intense speculation and a pile of evidence pointing to a cover up later, dean reciprocates in the spanish dub” never crossed my mind

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HE RECIPROCATES IN THE SPANISH DUB HDHFJGHJJ

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I abandoned this blog nearly 3 years ago but after a couple weeks of processing the events of November 5th....

We won

But at what cost

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From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

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bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

Also consider:

BUCKY: This bitch empty

BUCKY: YEET

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hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

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i hate how you fuckers think that sam and bucky are only capable of bonding over steve / his impending impending death like. bold of you to assume they aren’t already in love and haven’t bonded over their similar personalities and backstories

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things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
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