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Things said to, and by a 7-year-old. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT is his first book. www.etsy.com/shop/HarpAndSquirrel
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This is the first time I'm doing a quote that came from me as a child. When I was a little boy, my mom and I had a very special song: "Could I have this dance for the rest of my life" by Anne Murray. Any time this song came on we would dance together and I would always approach her, bow my head and say: "Could I have this Dance?" I'm the youngest of 6 children and the only boy so eventually I would approach her whenever I thought she needed a mother and son dance... which was a lot. When I got married we revisited this dance for the first time in years. It will always be one of the very best memories I will ever have. I love you, Mom.

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A lot going on here and it all stems from her overhearing her mom say she loved "Deadpool", the movie... which we haven't even seen yet, so none of this even makes any sense.

Anyway, Harper was very angry that her mom said she "loved another man" and she was there for me in my time of need. So thanks for standing up for me kid.

Harper and Dad collaboration

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Harper and Dad collaboration #6. A little explanation here: Harper's new "jam" right now is "Stitches". I'm pretty sure she listens to it about 35 times a day or until her mother loses her mind. She's also quite smitten with the singer, Shawn Mendes, but at this point, who isn't she smitten with. So, she approached me the other day and said "Dad, I think that if Hulk and Black Widow fall in love they would be needin' Stitches". Well, I guess she's probably right, so we sat down to draw this scenario. As we were working, she told me that she and Shawn Mendes had started a band, but she was using the name Crystal so no other guys would know it was her. She also informed me that the duo would sing the song "Stitches" to the Hulk and Black Widow to help them fall in love. Oh, and "Also, two wolves would always be with them. The wolves are also pregnant

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I recently got this message from a mom in New Jersey: Dear Spaghetti Toes - I love your work. My daughter, now 8, is unabashedly proud of and keenly aware of how her comfort in her own skin makes her older sister, now 10, cringe. So whenever things get too tense at bedtime we can count on our youngest to strip down to nothing but her panties and blond curly hair. She will then announce, in her best announcer voice, while posing in a superhero stance, " Dum, Dum, Dum...behold, it's...OPTIMIST IN UNDERPANTS!"

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Just playin' Superhero matchmaker is all.

I asked her if she wanted to draw their other arms and she said "They're so in love that they only need one each."

Harper and Dad collaboration #5 - we'll see how many more of these we get as last night, while we were drawing, she said "Dad, I'm not sure I really like your style."

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Happy Valentine's Day from Spaghetti Toes. This adorably sweet quote comes from Jennifer Rosen Heinz from Verona, WI. and her daughter Lilly. It's absolutely perfect for today. Thanks guys and everyone have a lovely day full of sweet surprises! I was woken up to a stuffed pink pig and a promise from my wife that there would be no more pet pig requests. Best. Gift. Ever.

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