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Things said to, and by a 7-year-old. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT is his first book. www.etsy.com/shop/HarpAndSquirrel
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In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Tim Andrews and his amazing son Oliver from my own hometown of Omaha, NE. came to me with this brilliant quote. Here's what Tim had to say about it:

My son is convinced that the Star Wars movies are called Star Horse. We can't convince him otherwise. 

Well, that's okay Oliver.. I can help make Star Horse come to life for you!!!

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I gotta say, this would probably be a pretty interesting camping trip. This incredible quote comes from Rachel Andre and her amazing son Jack from Austin, TX. What's even more awesome about this quote is that 3 yr old Jack reviews music and this was a review of "Warm Beer and Cold Women" by Tom Waits. I must meet you Jack. You are awesome. Thanks Andre family!!!

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This one comes from Meredith Vachon from Dallas, Texas. I'm not sure if this is what she had in mind, but for some reason, a 1950s Doo Wop band is what I instantly thought of. Here is exactly what she said so don't blame me: Our son calls Darth Vader and the Storm Troopers, "Dark Fader and the Strong Poopers." It's not so much a saying, but I'm wondering if you could do something with it? It's one of our favorites of all time. My husband, a rabid Star Wars fan for almost 40 years, will never call them Darth Vader and Storm Troopers again. They're forever Dark Fader and the Strong Poopers

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