Lessons in how NOT to do social distancing, by Kirk and Spock
- Do not put hand near first officer’s crotch
- Do not slowly, softly run your hand down the curve of his back
- Do not trail your hands lingeringly down his arms
- Do not cling to him in a confined space close enough to kiss
- Do not for goodness sake mash your hips together and rub your body all over his...unless he really is going to literally die of horny if you don’t