Lessons in how NOT to do social distancing, by Kirk and Spock

Do not put hand near first officer’s crotch
Do not slowly, softly run your hand down the curve of his back
Do not trail your hands lingeringly down his arms
Do not cling to him in a confined space close enough to kiss
Do not for goodness sake mash your hips together and rub your body all over his...unless he really is going to literally die of horny if you don’t