The Sexy Asstronaut (formerly Blackcatula)

Alright, I said I would post it if I ever wrote it, so here it is. This is a short, mildly spicy comedy about Amethyst getting hungry and eating Peridot. One chapter, 3k~ words, nothing graphic except a little face in crotch action.

#Ametits

[extremely nerd voice]: Then again if you want to get technical, the Gems' bodies are made of a sort of holographic "hard light" projection that is malleable and can be re-formed at will into any shape the user desires (as proven in previous episodes where gem bodies can be "poofed" or disintegrated when they take too much damage, and after a period of regeneration, come out reformed in a new physical configuration according to the Gem in question's own whims), therefore it should not be impossible for any Gem to give themselves what size tits they wanted at any time, and the only reason we haven't seen that canonically represented is because modern network television executives and censor boards are batshit terrified of even acknowledging the mere existence of boobs in the first place, let alone those that are bigger than say, an orange at the most, which only further feeds into the theory that puritanism is a cancer on the arts-- [voice trails off as I am dragged off the stage by a comically large hook]