I’ve seen so much stuff on my dash with gif sets and fanart of Trigun Stampede, and I hadn’t seen the new series yet, but I was so curious because I saw absolute ZERO post about Milly Thompson, so I googled it this morning:

AND I FOUND OUT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REPLACED HER!?

YOU MADE MARYL THE YOUNG SPUNKY ROOKIE AND PARTNERED HER WITH SOME OLD DUDE NAMED (I shit you not) ROBERT DE NIRO!?

YOU SWAPPED OUT A SWEET 5’11” GIRL WHO LOVES SWEETS, LOVES HER PARTNER, CARES AND RELATES TO VASH AND WOLFWOOD, AND ALSO HAS THE PHYSICAL STRENGTH TO CASUALLY CARRY AROUND A GODDAMN GATTLING GUN THAT WEIGHS NEARLY 300LBS LIKE ITS NOTHING…

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HER FACE AND WATCH HER CRY BECAUSE YOU REPLACED HER WITH A DUDE NAMED ROBERT DE NIRO!

JUSTICE! I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MACHINE GUN MILLY THOMPSON!

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue

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Shrek 2 ~ Fairy Godmother

This. Is. Brilliant.

OH MY FKCKKWOSMSKWK

I feel like I have to remind everyone of this videos existence every few years

because I think we could all use some good vibes and smile right now

big buffle cheeto shuffle

this needs more notes it is under appreciated

I bet if I make a Pearl version it will get more notes than this one

Whoever made this is my new god omfg

bpdjasper

Lapis & Jasper-Anne are not breaking out of prison

ridiculous crossovers at 3 am are my forté

This is amazing.

Get out of Luigi’s way - Mario Kart 8 - Luigi’s Death Stare (by gevurah22)

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tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

This was a triumph I’m making a note here:

It’s hard to overstate my

Aperture Science We do what we must, because

For the good of all of us Except the

But there’s no sense crying over 

You just keep on trying

And the science gets done, and you make a

For the people who are still

New rule: Stern isn't allowed to look up flights. EVER.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP TAKING 30 HOURS TO GET TO YOUR DESTINATION AFTER STOPPING IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE NORTH DAKOTA THEN FUCKING ALASKA ON A FLIGHT THAT SHOULD LOGICALLY TAKE BETWEEN 3 AND 4 HOURS.

Dont forget the 30+ hours of me waiting in Seattle for 9 hours….

da fuk you do Babbu? 30 HOURS??!! It only takes 13 to get to JAPAN. What the frootloop did you do

STERN ISN'T ALLOWED TO LOOK UP FLIGHTS.

E V E R.