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What if there were All Saints' Day parties where you like dress up as your favorite saint
Fr though easy ideas:
- St Agatha of Sicily (Saint with boobs on a plate)
- St Sebastian (mostly naked but impaled with arrows)
- St Francis of Assisi (attach a ton of animal plushies to yourself like you're Snow White)
They should draw other saints as Horny Twinks why does St. Sebastian get all the action. Draw St. Bartholomew voging as he gets his skin peeled off by Armenian soldiers.
Oh gosh it's me St. Lawrence I'm being barbecued alive in such a sexy and tragic way oughhhhh
Catholicism be damned this girl can grill
Thank you tgirlsaintlawrence
I feel like the appeal of saints is there's a little guy who went through exactly your problems you can ask for help and sometimes they're on a necklace for more immediate access. I am not catholic and have no particular connection to those sainted little guys though, but I do sometimes wish to tell my troubles to a silent yet supportive figure that perhaps can help but mainly offers solace. This is why the "oh Ariana, we're really in it now" meme speaks to me in a secular, spiritual, and stupid way. I too desire a poster of a distant pop culture icon with which to haplessly commiserate.
Blorbo from my hagiographies
Hey are there any saints who are associated with a certain color or a flower? Especially roses?
The biggest one of all, St. Mary is called Our Lady of the Roses! There's also St. Therese of Lisieux who is referred to as The Little Flower.
When you smell roses and there is no obvious source for it, it means saints are near.
I would also read up on Odor of sanctity. It's a really cool.
I forgot my favorite Saint Bernadette has an uncorrupted body and when they performed an autopsy on her apparently her insides smelled like roses.
Saint Dymphna is associated with lilies.
