Welcome To The Christmas Parade

All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey vs. Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

nov 1

so proud of my 8 year old son (mashup) 🥲

(can u believe this is 8 years old)

j… jesus oppa ;____;

hey, don’t cry, ok? Nine Reindeer Furbys carrying Santa Furby’s sleigh :)

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

Call that transub-Santa-tion

Trans-sub-Santa-tiation maybe

Omg this is the clearest version I’ve seen of this photo

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

and so it begins..

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

temu advertisements are keen to sell me fascinating new heresies

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron  

"it is Christmas now ☺️" WRONG ! HALLOWEEN FUCKING BLAST 👻👻👻👻🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🌑🌑🌑🌑🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧙🧙🧙🧙🧙🧙🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️🗝️

Christmas means it Christmas!

Grandma said we needed and angel for the top of the tree and sprigatito is an angel in my brotehrs eyes

It’s Christmas eve everyone post kringlefucker

Merry kringlefucker❤️

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file