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Hey now hey now hey now. Where in the rule book does it say that dog treats can't be the Eucharist?

IN THE CODE OF CANON LAW 1983?!?!?!

This is so incorrect I dunno where to start other than "You very much have to do a lot more than be baptized to be considered a Roman Catholic priest"

So they can baptise their dog if it's sick and also for some reason has a human soul, but can't give it the body of Christ in the form of dental treats

@heresylog

This post is a mess

inspired by a poll of mine that broke containment

I'm non-catholic myself and I thought it was common knowledge.... suffice it to say I am slightly surprised that a. not everyone knows it and b. it went slightly viral

definition

What if there were All Saints' Day parties where you like dress up as your favorite saint

Fr though easy ideas:

- St Agatha of Sicily (Saint with boobs on a plate)

- St Sebastian (mostly naked but impaled with arrows)

- St Francis of Assisi (attach a ton of animal plushies to yourself like you're Snow White)

the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

wait, hang on, iZombie zombies are classed as dead or people with a virus differently based on who you ask in canon, this would result in like, a catholics and protestants schism.

also iZombie has religious cult zombies already in its canon so how many layers deep are we going

i am being serious. are we excommunicating zombies

I don’t want to excommunicate Liv Moore. She’s so cute.

Okay how about Warm Bodies Zombies

The movie or the books?

Wanted to build a catholic church in the sims to spice up the cemetery I've built for my legacy challenge but there isn't really much to go off so I used a karaoke machine for the lectern and the green banners with the jester caps on them for decoration behind the altar and a jar of pizza sauce for the communion cup and also the lot is a restaurant which only sells bread and wine so my sims can own it. theology mutuals how many years has this added to my sentence in purgatory probably do you think

This is interfaith solidarity

August 2, 2024: Mexico City, Mexico A man holds a statuette of Saint Jude Thaddeus outside the Temple of San Hipólito Photograph: Alfredo Estrella/AFP/Getty Images

St. Jude Thaddeus is the patron of lost causes

Saint Dymphna is the patroness of stress, anxiety and mental illness. Dymphna offers much solace to those suffering from mental illness as well as their family members.

girl help

Cover detail of a book about John the Baptist with the illustration by Jan Henryk Rosen, 1934.

Poll Time!

1. Anonymous: meaning behind a screen or with backs turned.

2. Face-to-face: whether that’s in the booth or in another location.

3. I haven’t been to Confession. This is for people raised Catholic that have gone either not at all or only once to receive First Communion.

4. No preference. You don’t have a preference for confession.

5. I am not Catholic. You’ve never been to confession and likely never will.

In honor of this poll, I’ll tell you all a story about the most embarrassing confession (nsfw)

They tried to cancel Him

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

I know I’m five years late to this but Beyoncé Mass??????

There is a Christian church that has special Beyoncé Mass. The hymns are Beyoncé songs that can be interpreted as religious.

I’ve yet to see St. Valentine’s skull on tumblr this year so here you go:

happy optional memorial of saint valentine, bishop and martyr