SPACE ✨ PUNK

Lolita (1997) / Breaking Bad (2008-2013)

wait wait. vamp!lucy preying on kids is supposed to be a corruption of the maternal instinct. consider: bad ending au where lucy turns and raises a gaggle of vampire children as their weird vampire mom

in the bad au when she’s calling to Arthur to ask him to join her she’s got a flock of little vampire children at her feet. a twisted parody of the wholesome family they dreamed of having. look, Arthur, just like we wanted

good: blade and vampire hunter d dating

better: blade and vampire hunter d's messy divorce

i would like to be their court appointed couple's counsellor

...just doesn't listen to me. every time i try and have a serious conversation with him or just ask him to wash the dishes he'd rather stare into the distance broodingly or explode into a cloud of bats....

-ugh not the bats again you've always been jealous of the bats

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOURE NOT LISTENING EVEN NOW

WELL AT LEAST I NEVER THREATENED TO TAKE ALUCARD AWAY FROM YOU IN THE DIVORCE

...please stop fighting

shoulda listened to your father

@rowhan

cardassians be like o}:)

bajorans be like :»)

klingons be like }}:)

ferengi be like O°=°O

vulcans be like {ò_ó}

andorians be like =:)

denobulans be like :}

vorta be like («|•_•|»)

Humans be like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

changelings be like ~~~~~~~~

“There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.”

“Is it possible to acquire these benefits?”

“Not from a Jedi.”

tongue bird

voyager but seven wears green light up sneakers and recharges them in her little alcove

Odo gets boobs

his ass is fat

lonely lesbian love story

a story of two good friends who appreciate each other platonically, and are wandering home feeling emotionally fulfilled about their conversation over their mutual desires to find girlfriends that are compatible to their different individual needs, rather than just letting themselves fall into a relationship with anyone nearby that is available, regardless of compatibility

you know what? you’re right

while watching part 5 i was just thinking about how funny it’d be if giorno snapped

GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST

gir;

what fucking year is it

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

:)

this was absolutely necessary

she snapped

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

She just did that. And challenge accepted.

Wtf this has given me more confidence on how to be myself and express myself properly than anything in my whole life.