pick one you bald genderless idiot

Klimt + The Addams Family

So many characters wouldve benefited from they/them. Like Uncle Fester

pick one you bald genderless idiot

(1974)

Those Addams Kids 💀

WENCLAIR + TEXT POSTS

Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia as Morticia and Gomez Addams in THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

My only opinion about the Gomez Discourse:

I'm seeing way too much "uh, actually, Gomez is SUPPOSED to be ugly" and not nearly enough "Jesus Christ you are being incredibly fatphobic and racist; please examine why you think a fat man of color=ugly."

so is thing from the addams family the ghost of someone whose hand got cut off, or a hand-shaped monster?

oh i know the actual explanation to this! so if you look through the original charles addams cartoons, pretty soon you’ll find a random guy in the background, just watching the family

so originally that was thing, he was just like a guy that nobody interacted with or acknowledged.

but when the 60s show was trying to adapt things, they figured since you already don’t see much of the thing, why not see even less of him, and have him just be a hand that can pop out of boxes, now they don’t need to have another regular cast member, they can just get ted cassidy to do it. but the implication was supposed to be that there was more of the thing you just weren’t seeing.

anyways then the whole disembodied hand thing became very recognizable, so by the time the 90s movies rolled around thing was known not for being a guy we see only the hands of, but a guy who is only a hand

so technically there was originally more of the thing that he was connected to and later removed from, but i think in later media they just go with the idea that he was always a hand

t4t couple crossover

Morticia may be a witch or a vampire. Gomez is just weird because he’s European.

t4t couple crossover

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

every time this post gains notes again I am reminded of my pain and sufferings

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw