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Mission Status: Complete
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The main speech bubbles have him mumbling with his mouth full, while the smaller black text provides a translation of that
Right speech bubble: “This is so delicious” (but it comes out more as “ih ih ho e'ihih”)
Left speech bubble: “Master, how about some too?” (again, with mouth full, so it comes out more as “ahah a a'ou om oo?”)
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hi i haven’t drawn in two months but here’s anakin and obi-wan enjoying a nice lunch of live bugs together for @gaymaul
#dicksoutforlivebugs
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In general, Anakin is always in a state of needing to be stopped, but I never knew one of things he needed to be stopped from was eating live bugs
what are you talking about, let him eat bugs to his heart’s content, it’s actually a pretty good idea
advantages of eating bugs:
- good for environment
- decreases dependence on rations in warzone
- important cuisine in many cultures across galaxy
“so how was the lastest campaign” asks chancellor palpatine. “miserable” anakin replies “but the bugs were tasty” “what?”
- you can keep them in terrarium and have your own food mini-farm
“i actually took some with me, i could breed them” anakin takes out a bundle of cloth and unwraps it a bit. some earth is revealed, and along with it a wriggling mess of earthworms and other insect species.
palpatine screams internally behind his pokerface
- instead of killing pests, you can just eat them
“i’m sure they must taste… delightful… once prepared” “oh no, you can eat them live”
palpatine screams internally, but louder
- convenient and easy to obtain source of protein
one of the bugs manages to scuttle onto his desk and makes a valiant effort to reach the chancellor
palpatine screams externally, and blasts it with force lightning. before anybody can intervene, he shatters the big window and dives out of it to get away from the poor beetle
three hours later, while jedi council has an emergency meeting in the temple, anakin still isn’t sure what exactly happened back there. finally, the meeting ends and council members leave the room. obi-wan strides over
“so, it turn out the chancellor was the sith lord” he informs anakin. his gaze falls on the familiar cloth bundle, still hanging from anakin’s grip, still… moving slightly as the mass of insects inside tries out new configurations of spatial arrangement
obi-wan screams internally
“for force sake’s anakin put that away somewhere”
so much of the suffering in star wars could’ve been avoided if anakin had just eaten more live bugs
@ all the bugs biting me: what the fuck