this would explain a lot about how underwhelming the Emperor is in the final battle

baldur’s gate 3 out here asking bold questions like “what if you could fuck a sexy tentacle monster who is secretly george washington”

the emperor is just so funny to me. down to fuck but only after waxing on about a beloved kitchen utensil. also fucked a dragon. thinks tentacles are super sexy and gets mad if you don't want to grow tentacles too. has a direct mental link to you but usually only uses it to complain when you don't do what it tells you to. will dump your ass and leave to join the enemy it's been fighting the whole game if you don't do what it wants in the end. hiding under at least three layers of secret identities, the most hidden one of which is like the in universe equivalent of george washington.