rebels hobbie is so silly looking...

I've never properly paid attention to the lyrics (in large part because generally no one ever remembers the second half of songs and all end up humming along at that point) but I can only conclude that Zai Na Yao Yuan De Di Fang was originally written by some kinky furry, with lyrics like "I'd be willing to turn into a lamb and follow at her side/I'd let her take a thin whip and unceasingly hit me with it"