Anonymous asked:

Hey, I was wondering if you could do a headcanon list for Astarion with a Tav with Auditory Processing Disorder? I love your your work!

Ok, this was fun to do! Hope you will enjoy it!

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Headcanons

Astarion x Tav with APD

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toadsbitch asked:

How would Astarion be if his darling was a Mestipholes Tiefling? Like, first time they see his back THEY CAN READ THE INFERNAL ON HIS BACK… And their face just drops. And when they suddenly snap back to reality they have a newfound hatred for Cazador?

Hi! I have a ton of requests from you and I haven't started any of them :-( I am so sorry and I promise I will eventually get to them!

As an apology, this is a headcanon straight after your request! Besides it's been a long time I've made anything more or less classic.

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Astarion x Mephistopheles Tiefling!Tav

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Astarion Headcanons

Inbox is open for requests.

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers

General Headcanons

Pregnant Tav

Settling Down together after the game events

Bigger Tav x Astarion

Nightmares

Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav

Astarion having sensitive ears

Dancing Headcanon

Ressurected Astarion Part 1

Ressurected Astarion Part 2

Astarion's twin brother

Widower Astarion

Batstarion

Batstarion is learning how to fly

Tav is a cat owner

Astarion Can Purr Headcanons

Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav

Astarion and you are going to the Lliira's Night Festival

Boy Dad Astarion

Astarion Pre-vampirism HCs

NSFW Headcanons

Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav NSFW

Astarion x Small-Breasted Tav NSFW

Bigger Tav x Astarion NSFW

Batstarion Naughty Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)

Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Rogue!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Drow!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Tav With Health Related Conditions

Astarion x Autistic!Tav

Astarion x Blind!Tav

Astarion x Chronic Pain!Tav

Astarion x Mute Tav

Astarion x Tav Who Has to Cover Her Face

Astarion x Depressed!Tav

Astarion x Anxiety Disorder!Tav

Astarion x Chronically ill !Tav

Astarion x Deaf!Tav

Tiefling Tav with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome

Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav

Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav

Astarion x High Elf! Tav

Astarion x Gnome!Tav

Astarion x Dhampir!Tav

Astarion x Drow!Tav

Astarion x Drider!Tav

Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav

Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav

Astarion x Werewolf!Tav

Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.1

Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.2

Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.3

Astarion x Protector Aasimar!Tav

Astarion x Eladrin!Tav

Astarion x Gur!Tav

Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 1

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 2

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 3

Astarion x Wizard!Tav

Astarion x Bard!Tav

Astarion x Druid!Tav

Astarion x Spore Circle Druid!Tav

Astarion x Ranger!Tav

Astarion x Drakewarden!Tav (Ranger subclass)

Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav

Astarion x Rogue!Tav

Astarion x Monk!Tav

Astarion x Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer!Tav

Astarion x Shadow Sorcerer!Tav

Astarion x Blood Hunter!Tav

Astarion x Archfey Warlock!Tav (Patron Niitra Siotta)

Astarion x The Great Old One Warlock!Tav (Patron Zargon)

Astarion x Fighter!Tav

Astarion x Paladin of Ilmater!Tav

Astarion x Artificer!Tav

Astarion x Custom Background!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Noble!Tav

Astarion x Noble Elf!Tav

Astarion x Pirate!Tav

Astarion x Feylost!Tav

Astarion x Durge

Astarion x Redeemed Durge

Astarion x Evil Durge

Tiriel the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)

Tiriel Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)

NSFW Tiriel x Astarion headcanons

Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter

Dhampirs and Vampires

Serious issues with vampires

Dhampir Freehold

Vampires in the Underdark

Dhampir-Adventurers

Dhampir characters

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Astarion x Drider!Tav

This was inspired by @necromosss and her art. It got me thinking what if Tav is condemned by Lolth being in relations with Astarion. Besides, I've already written Astarion x Drow!Tav so making a Drider part was only fair.

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TW: angst and body horror

There is pain. Fear. The voice is so unnatural it destroys your sanity.
Did you really believe you could escape?
Lolth doesn't forget. Doesn't forgive.
Your skin breaks, and everything below the waistline disappears in the cobweb.
You are no longer a person, a drow, a woman.
You are a sexless drider, a Lolth's mindless pawn.
A monster.
There is nothing in your existence but the evil goddess's voice.
Bloodlust.
Hunger.
You murder to satiate yourself, but it's never enough.
Your teeth gnaw into your victims' flesh as you devour them alive.
Who were you? What was your name? Where were you from?
Who loved you?
You remember glimpses of sunshine. The blissful pain in your drow eyes.
The sound of ocean waves. The laughter. The kisses.
A silver-curled elf with crimson eyes.
Astarion.
His name is like a beacon of light in the ocean of madness and pain.
You don't remember yourself, but you remember him.
A vampire. A slave to his own bloodlust and hunger.
You grasp the pieces of memories.
He is so beautiful he can't be real.
His touches, his kisses, his words of love.
In the hours of silence, you think about him. But then the Lolth's voice destroys it all, and you return to the madness.
In madness, you crawl in the tunnels, searching for prey in the dark.
You see a stranger.
You attack him with all the cursed strength you have.
Your teeth gnaw into the flesh, and even your unsatiable stomach can't take the undead blood.
Astarion stands on his feet, holding a dagger.
"I found you," his voice trembles. "Ten years. Ten years, but I found you!"
He kneels, putting his daggers away.
You recognize him.
"A-astarion? Is that you?"
"I am here, my love, I am here." He stands up again and reaches out for your cheek.
"It hurts..." you whisper. "I can't... The bloodlust, hunger, pain. I can't..."
He hugs you. His embrace is strong and somehow warm in comparison with your monstrous body.
"I am not going anywhere. I love you. I am not letting you go, not again."
You stand like that in the darkness of the Underdark, condemned by evil forces to being monsters.
"I will find a cure, I will return you back," he keeps holding you. "There must be something to save you. Some spells, some rituals. I will find it."
You are being dragged back to the madness, but his gentle voice is returning you back.
He holds you above the abyss.
Never letting you fall.

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Wonder if I should write a fic about Drider Tav?

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Astarion Headcanons

Inbox is open for requests.

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers

General Headcanons

Pregnant Tav

Settling Down together after the game events

Bigger Tav x Astarion

Bigger Tav x Astarion (NSFW)

Nightmares

Mute Tav

Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav

Astarion having sensitive ears

Dancing Headcanon

Ressurected Astarion Part 1

Ressurected Astarion Part 2

Astarion's twin brother

Widower Astarion

Batstarion

Batsarion Naughty Headcanons

Batstarion is learning how to fly

Tav is a cat owner

Astarion Can Purr Headcanons

Astarion x Autistic!Tav

Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)

Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav

Astarion x High Elf! Tav

Astarion x Gnome!Tav

Astarion x Dhampir!Tav

Astarion x Drow!Tav

Astarion x Drider!Tav

Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav

Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav

Astarion x Rogue!Tav

Astarion x Rogue!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Monk!Tav

Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 1

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 2

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 3

Astarion x Wizard!Tav

Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Bard!Tav

Astarion x Druid!Tav

Astarion x Ranger!Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav

Astarion x Werewolf!Tav

Tiriel the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)

Tiriel Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)

NSFW Tiriel x Astarion headcanons

Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter

Dhampirs and Vampires

Serious issues with vampires

Dhampir Freehold

Vampires in the Underdark

Dhampir-Adventurers

Dhampir characters

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Astarion Headcanons

Inbox is open for requests.

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers

General Headcanons

Pregnant Tav

Settling Down together after the game events

Bigger Tav x Astarion

Bigger Tav x Astarion (NSFW)

Nightmares

Mute Tav

Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav

Astarion having sensitive ears

Dancing Headcanon

Ressurected Astarion Part 1

Ressurected Astarion Part 2

Astarion's twin brother

Widower Astarion

Batstarion

Batsarion Naughty Headcanons

Batstarion is learning how to fly

Tav is a cat owner

Astarion Can Purr Headcanons

Astarion x Autistic!Tav

Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)

Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav

Astarion x High Elf! Tav

Astarion x Gnome!Tav

Astarion x Dhampir!Tav

Astarion x Drow!Tav

Astarion x Drider!Tav

Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav

Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav

Astarion x Rogue!Tav

Astarion x Rogue!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Monk!Tav

Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 1

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 2

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 3

Astarion x Wizard!Tav

Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Bard!Tav

Astarion x Druid!Tav

Astarion x Ranger!Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav

Astarion x Werewolf!Tav

Tiriel the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)

Tiriel Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)

NSFW Tiriel x Astarion headcanons

Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter

Dhampirs and Vampires

Serious issues with vampires

Dhampir Freehold

Vampires in the Underdark

Dhampir-Adventurers

Dhampir characters

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! Firstly, wanted to say that your HC are so good! I really enjoyed ones about Gnome and Half-Ork Tav, they're so bittersweet and adorable, my heart melted while reading :') Thank you for your work! (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)💖

And secondly, can I please request HC for Astarion and Monk!Tav? I see this as a very interesting concept, especially considering that some monasteries practice celibacy. And knowing Astarion's initial plan, thoughts about their interactions become amusing.

Also I just adore monk class and it's a little bit sad to see it being one of less popular. ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Damn, the more I read about Monks, the more I loved them!

Astarion x Monk!Tav

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You didn't become a Monk by choice.
It was your attempt to run away from past mistakes, your only choice for salvation.
A criminal, a murderer no more!
You got a new name, a new role, a new home.
Your past was burnt along with your old clothes and you were reborn as someone new.
Tav the Monk, who follows the Way of the Open Hand.
You drowned your sorrows in strict discipline and training.
You can wear a thin tunic in the coldest winter and walk on burning coals.
The energy of ki flows through you, and your spirit is one with magic.
Your fists are the ultimate weapon, but you use them only to protect the weak and the poor.
You would love to spend your whole life in the monastery, but the Head Monk sent you away.
"It's not difficult to follow your principles in the monastery. You need to prove to yourself the world with its temptations won't drag you back to the darkness you originally came"
So, you left. A lonely traveler something between a Wizard and a Fighter, a dangerous enemy to meet.
And the world doesn't wait long to test your loyalty.
The moment you wake up in the pod, you crash it with your fist.
You do the same to all the pods, trying to save as many people as you can.
The tadpole in your brain tries to control but your mind is sharp and clear.
The parasite will never get you.
You are the most annoying in the camp. You force your companios to exercise and constanly control what they eat.
"Healthy mind in a healthy body!"
And you aren't the one to mess around.
You broke Astarion's hand when he tried to slice his throat and two ribs when he attempted to suck your blood.
"My hands are the ultimate weapon, don't mess with me, friend" you warn him.
But still, you give Astarion your blood. He needs it. You have it. So, you share.
But you warn him not to seduce you. Celibacy is one of the oaths you've given.
Which didn't save you from having a date night in the woods. Be it the tadpole, Astarion's charms, or your own dark desires. You don't know.
But you take a toll on yourself for breaking the rules.
In the meantime, Astarion gets closer to you - finally experiencing affection and love.
He confesses. And you forgive. You aren't angry at him.
But you almost break two more ribs of his when squeze him in your arms.
You've been to dark places. Your past was the same mess. But it doesn't matter now. He can make a choice, too.
You help Astarion kill his master.
"If your oath forbids you from having intimacy, I am okay with that."
But you shrug it away. "Celibacy" wasn't something bestowed upon you. You chose it because it was part of your own darkness.
Your body was given to so many people you lost count.
But, maybe, it isn't bad if you do it to someone you love.
You travel together post-game, searching for answers and testing your principles.
Of course, you've never insisted Astarion should become like you.
But he learned meditation techniques from you to deal with nightmares.
And some self-control tricks not to experience hunger all the time.
Upon return to the monastery, you asked the Head Monk for advice.
"Astarion will test your principles and beliefs till the end of your mortal life. Consider him your very own challenge," the old man laughs, hearing the whole story.

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rinmoon7 asked:

I wish I could do this as an ask from @astarionsbeloved but Tumblr is bein Tumblr.

I'd like to ask for a head canon! Astarion with an autistic partner? As an adult autistic afab who was very late diagnosed and is constantly struggling to balance things (including skill regression which I seriously wish they'd talk about more), I'd love to read someone else's personal head canon for this.

Ok, this one was difficult! Thanks @rachelle-on-the-run for tips!

Astarion x Autistic Tav

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You have always been aware something is off with you.
It's not like you are sick or deranged, but you have had difficulties communicating with other people or understanding what this world wants from you.
You can't read social cues, often don't get the context, and are absolutely oblivious about flirting.
Your family has always blamed it on you - just take a grip! What do you mean, you can't go outside without a weird black cape that was given to you ages ago?
What do you mean you can't hold your tears? Are you a toddler?
Grow up!
The kidnapping and getting the tadpole in your brains really take a toll on you.
You can't sleep in the tent. You've lost your black cape.
There are too many people around you. You have to sleep in different places every night. You have to eat what you manage to find, not your comfort food.
You see it as a chance to get this grip. You can. You are an adult. You can make your brain work!
For a while, you manage to do so. But you can't understand why Astarion pays so much attention to you.
Until Gale tells you that it's flirting.
You are embarrassed. With little to no sexual experience, you just thought Astarion was friendly!
And you absolutely can't read the room which ends up with Gale being offended by your comments about his personal life, and Shadowheart almost puts some sort of a curse on you just because you blurted something insensitive.
And yep, you've crossed Astarion's boundaries a few times. Because you just couldn't understand why certain things hurt him.
And then, something horrible happens.
There is a battle. Not the bloodiest, not the most difficult.
But you have a meltdown.
It's just too much. Too many sounds, too many people, too much, too much.
You cry and scream, throwing objects into the wall.
The whole party is embarrassed.
But not Astarion.
He gently takes you to the camp where he tugs you in the blanket while speaking something soft in Elven.
And then he leaves you alone making sure no one from the camp disturbs you.
When you feel better you crawl outside to notice him sitting with a book.
"I am sorry", you sniff.
"Don't. It's not your fault. Besides, I should admit, you've done your best all this time."
You are shocked. There is understanding in his voice.
"It's just how your brain works, Tav. You are overwhelmed easily, it's ok."
He helps you to re-create your routine making it workable at the camp.
He even gets you a comfort cape - not like the one you used to have, but a very similar one.
Astarion also looks for food you can eat as a picky eater and scolds anyone at camp who tries to ostracize you
At the sametime , he doesn't allow anyone to infantilize you.
You are a grown adult so is he. You can make decisions and deal with consequences.
For him it's a nice change as well - he has to be very clear with you saying what he wants and why.
You have to deal with a stigma - people who know you often call Astarion a predator because he sleeps with a person who is "mentally ill."
He doesn't take any of this bs. You aren't ill. You know what you do.
Mostly.
With time, he learns how to deal with your meltdowns and even predict them. He professionally takes you away from the possible triggers and makes sure you are okay.
You shower him with your affection - sometimes unpredictable, sometimes crossing his boundaries.
You accidentally help him deal with his back scars. You just didn't realize you weren't supposed to touch them.
You started rubbing his back with your gentle fingers and before Astarion managed to get away from you, he suddenly realized it felt nice.
It is still a lot of work for you two.
But you glad to share this journey with each other.

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Anonymous asked:

I've found a few fics that hc that Astarion purrs when he's happy (Catstarion supremacy lol). Do you think he might if he felt safe enough with Tav?

I am 100% on board with that! I know that bats purr a little bit different from cats but it's not like bats=vampires.

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Purring Astarion

Vampires can purr.
They purr when they are safe, happy, and content.
Like cats.
But have you ever seen a happy vampire?
Never. It's as rare as a vampire who can walk in the sunlight.
They suffer. They starve. They hate themselves.
They are tortured. Beaten. Hunted.
They are never safe enough to do so.
Astarion's life used to be hell. There wasn't a single good thing in his pathetic existence.
But he is free now. Cared. Loved.
He can do whatever he wants.
And he isn't alone. He has a person to hold, to talk to, and to share his feelings with.
Who can sit for hours playing with his curls while he trauma-dumps them about the most horrible events of his life.
Astarion learns about new ways of intimacy - bathing together, holding hands, cuddling.
One day, he wakes up after an especially bad nightmare. He doesn't remember what exactly he saw, but it was so unsettling he scratches his skin with his sharp nails.
When you return and see Astarion like that, you place him above you like a weighted blanket.
Pressing his head against your chest and stroking his back.
Your heartbeat and breathing soothe him, and he stops crying.
You lie like that for what seems like an eternity in silence.
He is happy.
At this moment, he realizes that the last six months have become a counterweight to two hundred years of misery.
Astarion relaxes and feels like falling asleep.
You hear a weird sound, as if there was a big cat beside you.
Purring.
You hug Astarion tighter and realize the purring comes from his chest and throat.
He probably isn't even aware of it.
The sound is nice and pleasant, but the very idea is hilarious, and you burst out laughing.
"What - What is this?" Astarion elbows up, staring at you. "Did I do something wrong?"
There is a weird sensation in his throat, and he shakes his head in disbelief.
"You were purring! Like a cat!"
Astarion is shocked.
It's not like he is fond of the idea that his body reacts so openly to feeling good.
(As if having an erection any time you do something playful wasn't enough to embarrass him).
But all his doubts fade into the background as he realizes how much you like it.
It's like having a big cat in your bed who doesn't try to run away if you squeeze it too hard.
And it's a good indication if Astarion really feels good or just pretends.
Sometimes, you think he feels off, only to hear soft purring from his chest.
Sometimes everything is great, but you don't hear this pleasant vibration.
And you also soon realize that if you make Astarion sit between your thighs, his back pressed against your chest, and start playing with his ears and curls, he immediately starts purring.
Safe, loved, protected. Like a happy cat.

Bonus:

You and Astarion have a dhampir-daughter

You two wonder how many vampiric traits your daughter has inherited.
Will she be able to walk on ceilings? Will she have fast regeneration?
You will find it later, but now you have a newborn girl, who isn't really fond of the idea of being pushed into this unpredictable world.
Once you finish the first breastfeeding session, the girl closes her dark eyes…
And start purring like a tiny kitten.

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Astarion Headcanons

Inbox is open for requests.

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers

General Headcanons

Pregnant Tav

Settling Down together after the game events

Bigger Tav x Astarion

Bigger Tav x Astarion (NSFW)

Nightmares

Mute Tav

Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav

Astarion having sensitive ears

Dancing Headcanon

Ressurected Astarion Part 1

Ressurected Astarion Part 2

Astarion's twin brother

Widower Astarion

Batstarion

Batsarion Naughty Headcanons

Batstarion is learning how to fly

Tav is a cat owner

Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)

Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav

Astarion x High Elf! Tav

Astarion x Gnome!Tav

Astarion x Dhampir!Tav

Astarion x Drow!Tav

Astarion x Drider!Tav

Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav

Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav

Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 1

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 2

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 3

Astarion x Wizard!Tav

Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Bard!Tav

Astarion x Druid!Tav

Astarion x Ranger!Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav

Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav

Astarion x Werewolf!Tav

Tyrael the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)

Tyrael Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)

NSFW Tyrael x Astarion headcanons

Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter

Dhampirs and Vampires

Serious issues with vampires

Dhampir Freehold

Vampires in the Underdark

Dhampir-Adventurers

Dhampir characters

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Check out new headcanons! I especially like how "Werewolf!Tav" and "Human!Tav" ended up.

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Anonymous asked:

Soooo, tell me, do you think Astarion would be jealous or possessive at times? Do you think he gets nervous about losing his partner?

Oh, he would definteley be possessive! I think it would come out of fear. Like, what if Tav dumps him for someone better?

Thanks @brabblesblog and @rachelle-on-the-run for beta-reading!

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Synopsis: Astarion thinks you are going to leave him for someone better and accuses you of infidelity.

Tags: Hurt/comfort, a heated argument

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Astarion can't process what he feels.

Anger? Disgust? Disappointment? Betrayal?

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Anonymous asked:

Astarion and maybe a werewolf tav?

Well, I knew someone will ask about it! And I had to delve into Vampire \ Werewolf relationship!

Astarion x Werewolf!Tav

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TW: a mention of SA

You weren't born like that.
You were attacked at night, assaulted, raped, beaten to death, and left for your demise.
Though, you survived. Crawling back home with your clothes ripped and blood streaming down your legs.
Only to be banished by your own family, because the monster who attacked you, was a werewolf.
And now you are a monster, too.
Silver hurts you, so does fire.
Even a very slight burn hurts like nine hells.
And the transformation is painful, your body twists and your sanity fades as the monster within you unleashes.
You don't control it. You aren't born like that.
You often wake up in a human form without clothes and with flesh wounds, all covered in blood.
Reliving the same traumatic night, when you were assaulted by a monster who ripped your body and soul.
But now you are the monster.
You probably already have some monsters of your own.
The tadpole is a blessing. It can help you to control your transformation, you don't lose yourself anymore.
But you pray no one notices who you are.
Especially Astarion whose company you enjoy.
Until the day you find out he is a vampire.
You are natural enemies.
But who cares. You are both sentient beings, two monsters.
Beaten, tortured, raped, condemned.
With a history of murders.
And you don't have anyone else but each other.
When Astarion kills Cazador you wish only about one thing - to meet the person who did this to you and kill them the same way.
When tadpole is gone Astarion runs away from the sun and you immediately run for him. You search till sunset when you feel the pain.
You are a werewolf again
And you don't control the monster anymore.
You become a beast and rush to your wild hunt
The waking up is painful, you are covered in blood.
And you are tied up.
Astarion sits in the corner of the rooms and he looks at you with those eyes full of worry and hurt.
"I think I can become a monster hunter. I caught you, at least."
He tries to laugh it off but you know he feels awful. He probably had to beat the shit out of you before dragging you here.
You cry. You didn't want him to see you like that.
But he approaches yoy and hugs you as tight as possible.
Whispering sweet nonsense in your ears.
Astarion loves you. In every form.
But you know it hurts him to see your painful transformations, when your body writhes and wraps becoming some sort of ugly monstrosity.
You have an agreement. He locks you up when the time comes, he binds you before the monster takes over.
You beg him to go, but you know he never leaves your side.
You are two monsters, two victims. Bounded together by the Moon and Darkness.
One night, on a hunt for cannibal-werewolfs you smell a familiar scent.
The werewolf who did this to you. Who took your body without consent and destroyed you.
Astarion throws the monster to your feet like a dowry.
"Do whatever you want. And enjoy the process."

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Anonymous asked:

I loved your Tiefy headcanons! Highkey gonna picture horn and tail socks forever now 😭 also making LACE when you inevitably marry him??? Ugh—

But may I posit another race that rarely gets mentioned..? 👀

Half-Orc!Tav, especially if they're nothing like the stereotype and are actually very quiet/timid/gentle despite being this massive wall of muscle 😭 (me living vicariously??? No! Never!)

I love Half-Orcs! I got to know DnD through Neverwinter MMORPG, and my first character was a very cute Half-Orc Ranger. She looked like someone who had a lot of Elven ancestry (she was even more petite than a fem!Tiefling my friend played), but I still love Half-Orcs (though, completely switched to Half - Elves as my preferred race).

So... Half - Orcs!

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Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Unlike Half-Elves, Half-Orcs take the worst from their ancestors.
The Gruumsh, the evil god of your Orcish ancestors, whisper darkness in your ears, demanding to release the rage in your blood
For a human, you look like an orc, you are considered ugly with your green skin and fangs.
As for orcs, even if you wanted to live with them, you would be considered a weak seed.
You were adopted by a childless human couple who ran a tavern in Luskan. You don't know who your parents were but you know it was a story of violence, not of love
You decide to move to Baldur's Gate - you can easily blend with creatures of all races there. And no one will be surprised to see a half-orc there
But the only job you are offered is being a bouncer.
Unfortunately, you are too shy and timid to kick people out or beat them.
Sometimes people yell at you: "Go back to Many-Arrows, where you belong!". And you want to cry because it's not like you have ever been there. You are ugrukh and not welcome among the children of Gruumsh.
Eventually, you find comfort in hunting - the innate rage finds its way out, and you don't really need to talk to anyone except for the people you sell meat to.
Sometimes you don't talk to anyone for weeks.
And it works for you.
Until one day you somehow find yourself in a role of a leader of traumatized and fucked up people.
They are such a bunch of sad excuses for heroes you are done.
You yell at them. You Orcish blood boils in your veins, intimidating everyone in camp.
Beware the rage of a quiet half-orc.
Since that moment, you notice a lot of attention from Astarion.
It's weird since orcs and elves are natural enemies.
You suspect he wants something from you because no one in their right mind would call a green-skinned seven feet tall Half-Orc beautiful. It just doesn't work.
Maybe a real orc would find you more or less pretty, but to be honest, banging a half-orc would threaten them with weak children.
Though, you pity Astarion. You know what it is like to hide in shadows and to be disgusted about your own body.
You listen. You help. You give him blood.
Hoping deep inside, it isn't a cruel joke to mock you later.
He confesses to you, almost crying with embarrassment.
You are hurt. Of course, you were right. It was all manipulation.
You leave him be, going into the woods to hunt, to let out all the distress.
But you know too much about him. It's not fair to punish him for an attempt to make things up.
You return to him sleeping in his tent. You watch him with awe - he is so delicate, so fragile, as if made of glass.
Suddenly he starts breathing heavily as if someone is chasing him.
He screams. You've never heard anyone screaming so loud and desperate. He sounds like someone who is flayed alive.
He wakes up the whole camp, but you order everyone to mind their business.
You make him sit on your lap, wrapping his hand and legs around your torso and start lulling him like a child.
"Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala," you whisper to him.
You press him as tight as you can, stroking his back and hair, while he cries, pressing his face into your chest.
You sit like that for what feels like an eternity, when Astarion finally composes himself and mutters. "You are aware I speak Orc, are you?"
"Yes, I heard you practicing some compliments, but you couldn't choose the worst language for that."
You just ask for one thing. Never lie to you. Never say anything he doesn't really mean.
"If I ever hear you saying I am beautiful I wil hit you."
"But isn't a lie. I mean it."
One day, he untangles your hair and braid it.
The other, he takes your hands and fixes your nails.
"Gods, you are beautiful", he greets you every time you come to him.
"You promised not to lie."
"I don't lie.."
And… suddenly you stop hating your own reflection or hiding your body in rags.
Or choosing the worst pieces of clothes for yourself. You even start wearing adornments.
Post-game, you decide to stay in Baldur's Gate. The city is so diverse no one is surprised to see an elf and a half-orc together.
The first thing Astarion does is sew you a dress. It's made of thick black fabric which makes your muscled body look elegant. He even persuades you to wear heels, though it makes you even taller.
Together you open a tavern - Astarion is always inside dealing with customers and you bring food from the woods.
When he drinks your blood, he always sits on your lap, while you place your hand on his inner thigh.
You often carry him around bridal style - elven bones are hollow and orkish muscles are made of steel.
When you are upset, he puts everything aside and hugs you whispering: "Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala"

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Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala. - come here, come here. Calm down.

Ugrukh - broken bones. Used to refer to those too weak and lame to be worthy of an orc's attention

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Astarion Headcanons

Inbox is open for requests.

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers

General Headcanons

Pregnant Tav

Settling Down together after the game events

Bigger Tav x Astarion

Bigger Tav x Astarion (NSFW)

Nightmares

Mute Tav

Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav

Astarion having sensitive ears

Dancing Headcanon

Ressurected Astarion Part 1

Ressurected Astarion Part 2

Astarion's twin brother

Widower Astarion

Batstarion

Batsarion Naughty Headcanons

Batstarion is learning how to fly

Tav is a cat owner

Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav

Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)

Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav

Astarion x High Elf! Tav

Astarion x Gnome!Tav

Astarion x Dhampir!Tav

Astarion x Drow!Tav

Astarion x Drider!Tav

Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 1

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 2

Astarion x Barbarian!Tav Part 3

Astarion x Wizard!Tav

Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW

Astarion x Cleric!Tav

Astarion x Bard!Tav

Astarion x Druid!Tav

Astarion x Ranger!Tav

Tyrael the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)

Tyrael Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)

NSFW Tyrael x Astarion headcanons

Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter

Dhampirs and Vampires

Serious issues with vampires

Dhampir Freehold

Vampires in the Underdark

Dhampir-Adventurers

Dhampir characters

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Anonymous asked:

Ooh how about a Ranger!Tav who hunts undead (like Vampire Lords 👀) x Astarion?

This is the ultimate monster-hunting duo! Though, Rangers are known to be a bit lame in DnD. If it isn't their favored terrain or favored enemy - they are fucked up.

And Tumblr ate the first rough draft, which caused me some psychic damage.

What if Ranger!Tav is a member of some party of heroes, like "Vox Maquina"? And just can't wait to reunite with their former companions?

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Astarion x Ranger!Tav

You never had a chance to talk about your future together. It's not like any of you expected to survive and not be turned into Mindflayers.
When Astarion runs away from the sun, you rush to find him but lose track.
Cities aren't your favored terrain.
Astarion returns to the Elfsong Tavern three days later - he looks like a beaten stray cat.
You cuss him. Use all the known slurs.
Why didn't he come back the first day? Why did he disappear?
You thought he'd died! Burnt to ashes!
He is shocked.
He has never thought his actions could hurt you. He thought you would be better without him.
You drag Astarion to the bathroom, and, while helping him scrub himself, you finally start talking about your own past.
Something you never really mentioned before.
You have home.
Rather a home base but still home
You have a family.
Rather, a group of weirdos who happened to meet each other years ago and call themselves the Brotherhood of Shadows.
Yes, the name was chosen by a Bard. No one had better suggestions, but you know it's stupid.
There is also a Fighter, a Bard, a Cleric, and a Sorcerer. Together you hunt monsters, bad guys, and protect the common people.
You know, eat the rich and distribute their money among the poor.
And you are coming back.
Astarion is hesitant. He isn't ready to share you. And what if those friends of yours won't accept him?
What if years of friendship are a counterweight to this month of passionate love?
They are monster hunters! Monster hunters don't accept monsters at their homes.
What if one of them is in love with you?
But you still ask him to give it a try.
Astarion prays to all the gods to make the journey as long as possible.
Deep within, he knows he will lose you.
Suddenly, he notices a raven, circling above you.
"Black Death!" you exclaim, stretching out your hand.
"It's my pet raven, Black Death. Black Death, this is Astarion".
"Death, death, death," repeats the raven, staring at Astarion.
Then the raven soared into the sky and disappeared.
The next day a Half-Orc Sorcerer rushes toward you, yelling "Tav! Tav is that really you?!"
Astarion stands aside, feeling like a fifth wheel, while you and your old friend share news.
"Listen about this man with me…"
"A vampire? So, you've rejected all the men who ever dared to approach you, including myself, and found yourself a vampire?"
Astarion feels a wave of anger. He already doesn't like your friends.
But the next moment, the Half-Orc stands in front of him, friendly insisting on joining the Brotherhood.
"Besides, I can't believe there have been so many wild bloodsuckers in these woods. It's good to have a vampire of your own to deal with them, am I right?"
Apparently, no one objects to a vampire in their small army of weirdos.
Or maybe they love Tav so much they are ready to accept anyone she brings along.
"Sign me up for the next Mindflayer's attack. I want to get a man, too!" the Cleric jokes.
Astarion sleeps in your room. When the Brotherhood leaves at daylight, Astarion stays to keep an eye on the homebase.
And he talks to possible contractors, demanding to be paid more than they expect.
He is insufferable in the best meaning of this word.
Astarion makes friends.
He often talks about magic and history with the Sorcerer. Or arguing with the Bard ( they have so much in common it pisses them both off)
Astarion feels at home. He has family, he has friends, he has a person to love and hold.
Even Black Death accepts him as his master, though Astarion isn't always capable of communicating with the bird.
Often, you go on night walks together into the woods, an, since you are both horny as nine hells, it often ends not as expected.
You are switches - both hunters and both prey.
Sometimes Astarion "hunts" you - a murderous vampire chasing a helpless Ranger to subdue to his power and hunger.
Then it's your turn - you are a monster hunter, and no vampire has ever escaped you.
Even the Bard calls you freaks when you return at sunset both covered in dirt (and, probably, other fluids under your clothes).
Astarion cares about you deeply - always making sure you are healed before you embark on another adventure.
And he is the one who nurtures you if you are sick or wounded.
He likes being a hero. He likes being a caregiver, both roles he once despised.

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Astarion x Drider!Tav

This was inspired by @necromosss and her art. It got me thinking what if Tav is condemned by Lolth being in relations with Astarion. Besides, I've already written Astarion x Drow!Tav so making a Drider part was only fair.

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TW: angst and body horror

There is pain. Fear. The voice is so unnatural it destroys your sanity.
Did you really believe you could escape?
Lolth doesn't forget. Doesn't forgive.
Your skin breaks, and everything below the waistline disappears in the cobweb.
You are no longer a person, a drow, a woman.
You are a sexless drider, a Lolth's mindless pawn.
A monster.
There is nothing in your existence but the evil goddess's voice.
Bloodlust.
Hunger.
You murder to satiate yourself, but it's never enough.
Your teeth gnaw into your victims' flesh as you devour them alive.
Who were you? What was your name? Where were you from?
Who loved you?
You remember glimpses of sunshine. The blissful pain in your drow eyes.
The sound of ocean waves. The laughter. The kisses.
A silver-curled elf with crimson eyes.
Astarion.
His name is like a beacon of light in the ocean of madness and pain.
You don't remember yourself, but you remember him.
A vampire. A slave to his own bloodlust and hunger.
You grasp the pieces of memories.
He is so beautiful he can't be real.
His touches, his kisses, his words of love.
In the hours of silence, you think about him. But then the Lolth's voice destroys it all, and you return to the madness.
In madness, you crawl in the tunnels, searching for prey in the dark.
You see a stranger.
You attack him with all the cursed strength you have.
Your teeth gnaw into the flesh, and even your unsatiable stomach can't take the undead blood.
Astarion stands on his feet, holding a dagger.
"I found you," his voice trembles. "Ten years. Ten years, but I found you!"
He kneels, putting his daggers away.
You recognize him.
"A-astarion? Is that you?"
"I am here, my love, I am here." He stands up again and reaches out for your cheek.
"It hurts..." you whisper. "I can't... The bloodlust, hunger, pain. I can't..."
He hugs you. His embrace is strong and somehow warm in comparison with your monstrous body.
"I am not going anywhere. I love you. I am not letting you go, not again."
You stand like that in the darkness of the Underdark, condemned by evil forces to being monsters.
"I will find a cure, I will return you back," he keeps holding you. "There must be something to save you. Some spells, some rituals. I will find it."
You are being dragged back to the madness, but his gentle voice is returning you back.
He holds you above the abyss.
Never letting you fall.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey! This is a little silly but I have a request. One of my mutuals had her birthday a few days ago, but I had no time to prepare anything for her (the little shit literally told me just YESTERDAY, yeah, still mad at that one). Since your work is amazing, may I request a oneshot/headcanons (whichever you want) based on her post? (https://www.tumblr.com/lumar014ad/736193443690430464/imagine-that-youre-a-druidwizardwarlock-with-a)

Sorry if it's too personal, I just want to do something nice for her and this is the only thing I can think of. Thanks for hearing me out anyways :)

Hi! Thank you for your request! I usually do requests in the order I get them but since it's a special occasion I be like (quote) "How could I say no?"

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Astarion x Tav!Cat Owner

As long as you can remember, you've loved cats.
Some may say, they are lazy assholes no one would want to have, but you disagree.
Cats are independent. They require unconditional love. If a cat loves you, it means a lot.
Unfortunately, the life of an adventurer isn't good for cat. A dog? Maybe, but cats need a stable home.
But cats choose their owners, not the other way around.
A tiny kitten, only three weeks old, yells desperately in the sewers. The second the findling is put on the ground, he climbs you and purrs.
"Well, I suppose, now you are mine."
Black and fluffy, but fierce. You call the little guy "Wyvern". Wyv, for short.
But the moment you put Wyv inside your travel jacket, you are kidnapped by the Mindflayers.
Shocked and scared, you make sure they don't notice the kitten, hiding him under your shirt.
You search your way to freedom. The kitten stays quiet all the time.
But hissing violently when he senses the danger ahead.
He somehow survives the fall with you but he looks at you with this face "wtf, I just wanted to be safe."
But Wyv, surprisingly, likes living on the road with you. He sits in your jacket or on your shoulder causing loud "awwwws" from strangers.
"This is Wyvern! I found him in the sewers!"
"Did you toss a coin to choose this name for a cat?" Astarion isn't impressed but even he admits the cat has a temper of a dragon.
As for Astarion, he loves cats. But animals fear the Undead. Especially cats since they can smell the reek of death.
But to his own surprise, Wyvern doesn't mind Astarion's company.
More than that, he constantly tries to sit on the vampire's shoulder or just yells until Astarion takes him in his cold hands.
"Please, Tav, take your animal back. He screams like a drunk goblin"
"Because he is hungry", you shrug. "Oh come on! Do me a favor - I feed you every night, you can manage to feed my cat!"
For some unknown reason, Wyv wants Astarion's attention - and even sleeps in his tent.
One evening, you notice Astarion meditating while the cat is purring loudly on his chest. Astarion's face is peaceful and you know this night won't bring him nightmares.
You see it as a sign. You were hesitant to suggest sharing the tent together but since Wyvern has already moved there why not follow his example?
And you can't stop thinking about that Astarion and Wyvern have very much in common.