Anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you have any thoughts on a redeemed durge sometime post-game having ended up having Astarion's kid since that line of Jaheria teasing durge about starting a family lives rent-free in my head at times like Astarion being shocked that he could knock someone up then only to find out that his lover is carrying a possible dhampir bhaalspawn as well.

Alright, so my Durge was a barbarian half-elf who hopefully has amnesia. I think it's a fun concept because I am not entirely sure bad genes can be transfered considering Bhaal aready took everything rotten from Durge and Withers claims Durge belongs to no one. I think Jaheira is just exaggerating.

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Dadstarion x f!Durge

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thechaoticdruid

Guys I just can't trust people who get triggered over mods that remove Astarion's laugh lines but then use mods that get rid of his abs. I know he was starved but you really can't apply human logic to an undead being who never physically ages. Like is it so hard to believe a Magistrate could have worked out or something like that? And literally how much mass is a liquid diet going to add to someone?

spacebarbarianweird

People

1) vampires always look the same they did when they died. So magistrate Astarion was just in a very good form

2) he is an elf. Elves always look more beautiful than others

3) vampirism make certain features look rougher but not severely twisted

So stop removing Astarion’s abs! If he has them, he had them in his mortal life. It has nothing to do with realistic representation. You can't starve a vampire to death .

But you can drive them insane

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion my beloved #astarion

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astralpenguin

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

spacebarbarianweird

I just want to cuddle with Astarion so I created my DnD alter ago and made her and Astarion soulmates😭

#astarion my beloved