^ go read all of this & don't come back until you have. my command
i love that the first password that isn't an easily inputtable combination (or just 'password') is the word 'dragon'. people just love dragons!
tag urself i'm
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if we work hard enough we can get to number one by 2025
what the fuck
Turns out, "I naturally go to bed at 8 AM every day" is a valid excusal for a two-week special jury duty.
just learned about the ginkgo trees that survived the nuclear blast in Hiroshima
you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Oh, THAT'S why there's a board game about using ginkgo trees as your only resource after the apocalypse. They'll always be "those smelly trees" to me, though.
I don't think you understand how much self-control it takes not to reply to literally every post about a hypothetical scenario involving dragons with this image:
Roxanne, Starfall Savant from Magic the Gathering: Outlaws of Thunder Junction
this is so fucking funny
Out of Touch
clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine
Has anyone else's dashboard decided to become completely unreadable today? Reblog chains currently look like this:
Is this a back-and-forth, or someone going insane? I have no way to tell, and yes, I have tried turning off my adblocker and xkit.
Edit: And it's not like that on mobile. Hopefully this is just a bug.
It was! Tumblr Savior has a "hide the reblog header" setting that must've been turned on by itself, or something changed about it. Definitely a "why do we even have that lever?" moment.
While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
Having a relaxing time at a spa. Got a lavender & thyme massage and sat in the Himalayan salt room for 10 minutes. Time to hit up the steam room.
why are they throwing carrots and onions in here with me
Yeah that tracks
thinking about when i got heat exhaustion at the House on the Rock and the experience was so overwhelming that i had a panic attack and thought i was hearing ghosts and genuinely fully believed i was going to die
which sounds like an overreaction, unless you've ever been to house on the rock and then you probably understand exactly what i'm saying.
imagine it's 90 some degrees and you havent had any water all day and you've just walked through not one, or two, but three fake towns,
past a 200 foot tall whale,
through multiple rooms of animatronics and mannequins,
and you havent seen sunlight for almost five hours and you're getting dizzy and then you walk through the mouth of a fake devil and end up staring at this
and this just goes on and on and on in a maze and every single one of these organs is playing music and some of them have animatronics on them playing and you can't find the exit and sweat is literally pouring off of you and finally you turn down another hallway and instead of an exit it looks like this
and at this point your vision is blurring and you feel like your heart is beating out of your chest but every turn just brings you to more h r geiger ass hallways of organs and theyre all still blaring
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
Because of the unpredictable nature of chatbots, there's always a risk of their posts getting nuked from reddit so I needed to take a screenshot to make sure that my favourite AI generated post of all time will always be safe
