Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Goes insanely hard

To provide further context from what I understand the bill wanted to take the rights guaranteed to the Maori in said treaty and expand them to all New Zealand citizens. The issue with that is that it sort of defeats the point of the protections of the treaty.

"I can fix him." "I can make him worse." Hey guys... maybe we can accept him for who he is? Would that be okay?

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

WRONG Manhattan was originally Man-Hatin' but the spelling changed over time. It's the most feminist of them all.

with all the talk about DIY HRT, let’s also talk about stocking up on mifepristone and misoprostol (the abortion pills). it’s worth knowing the right dosages, how to use it safely, and keeping some on hand. better to have it and not need it than the other way around. the shelf life is (at least) five years.

having abortion pills accessible is just as vital as HRT, especially with both potentially at risk of restricted access.

getting them in advance can be life-saving for you and others around you.

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

10 bucks

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

15% discount for 3 or more

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

How much is the doll?

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

How about this?

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

How bout this

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

What about this?

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

How much is this neat tea set?

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

What about this super creepy cool chair?

that’s Lionel. they’re sleeping and I suggest you do NOT wake them

How much for this dandy fellow?

YOU WOKE IT UP WHY DID YOU WAKE IT UP???

How much for the guy that claims to be my childhood friend but remembers things slightly differently than they happened?

that is a FELLOW CUSTOMER

(four bucks)

Ferdinand

"kill them with kindness" WRONG boop

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

UPDATE:

I'm not sure what triggers it, but if you keep booping enough, you'll get a "you high-fived the cat"

After that, go to your notifications tab and you'll find a notification that says "the cat booped you back"

Tap the "Meow :3" on that notification

Next, you'll get a notification from yourself and that mentions a "boop laundering scheme" and then gives you the option to Boop yourself.

UPDATE 2

to High Five the Cat, tap the paw animation that appears after you boop someone.

Also; Super Boops and Evil Boops both only count as 1 boop for your boop-o-meter, despite the increased number of paw animations.

But, that can be useful if you're having a hard time tapping the paw animation before it disappears...

- A regular boop only has 1 paw animation that comes out of a random side

- A super boop has 2 paw animations that come out of parallel sides

- An evil boop has 4 paw animations, one for each side

Not useful really, but interesting:

The paw animation changes every 10 Boops. One is a ghost paw, one is a skeleton paw, and one is a mummy paw.

Missing Information

I am currently unsure of:

- How to get "LOL" on the boop-o-meter

- How to get "OMG" on the boop-o-meter

- How to get "MAX" for sent Boops on the boop-o-meter

- What triggers the Color Change of the boop-o-meter

I will update with more info once I know more and confirm the information as best I can.

My pumpkin changed from green to orange around 100 boops! Also, if you click on the cat pixels on the pumpkin itself on desktop, it gives you “meow” notifications in pink!

Therapist: Big Face Keyleth isn't real, she can't hurt you.

Big Face Keyleth: