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where are you meant to be? ✿

@space-bakery / space-bakery.tumblr.com

okay! so here's the deal: my name is alex. i am a renegade kookaburra nesting in the hollywood hills with a beak full of doughnuts, both beady eyes fixed firmly on a dumb boyband.
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this entire year has just been na na na and there hasn’t been enough yeah yeah yeah

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wat the signs like

aries: Air taurus: You little snucker gemini: fucking being a BITCH cancer: dragon ball z leo: ,i dont know virgo: officle suppplies libra: 9 scorpio: Evil sagittarius: a good time capricorn: android 18 aquarius: love live pisces: water

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gerrykeay

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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taarya

wait so what happened next? someone was so annoyed at the idea that said ‘even your anus would be a better name than george’ or

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strongcat

that’s funny. i’ve never heard of a george in our sülar system.

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