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where are you meant to be? ✿

@space-bakery / space-bakery.tumblr.com

okay! so here's the deal: my name is alex. i am a renegade kookaburra nesting in the hollywood hills with a beak full of doughnuts, both beady eyes fixed firmly on a dumb boyband.
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Strange to feel almost nothing and nearly everything

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Anonymous asked:

was the non-pasta-beans-snakehabitat liam tweet maybe the 'are you comfyy enough broo' broofriends dot tumblr dot com /post/67011900512 or the 'i'm a fancy candle' sashayed dot tumblr dot com /post/178831579153 i don't remember how to format urls so they send in asks? anyway <3 <3 <3 </3 <3

Ugh bless you for trying and I love the candle one but no not those and I’m honestly losing my mind. Maybe it wasn’t a Liam tweet?? But I could swear it was

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There was a tweet. And it wasn’t green beans or pasta house. But I used to quote it all the time??? Had some fun spelling that I loved? Always felt relevant???? Why can I not think of it now

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power-chords

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

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ayellowbirds

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

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elkian

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

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