Really really important question. How tall is Sakaki/Giovanni? I know a lot of people usually associate him with Italian stereotypes with his localized name (so: short) buuuuut if we would follow stereotypes, Japanese!yakuza!Sakaki could also fit that headcanon… (And his artwork always struck me as not really tall for an adult? Although he is in anime-verse, but we can’t really trust Persian or Satoshi’s size to compare.) Because the Real And Relevant Question is: is he (slightly) taller than N and his 1.80m, or does he hate him even more because he himself is a shortie?
Speaking strictly related to the anime-verse, I’ve always thought of Sakaki/Gio as being really tall, he just has the proportions he has because he’s got more of a hulking muscular sort of tallperson body-type, instead of a lanky one (like N’s)
and now to make my case with some (questionable)Science
Readmore’d for length and having multiple images
... I love you and your sense of dedication. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn" but at the same time keeping it as reference x"D (And YEAH, Matis's height is... something... Why did designers find it a good idea to make him this tall compared to Satoshi...)
ahhh…
for sissy, yoshi, envos… we will toxicbolt hard.
it looks like a redraw of something i did in september.
ToxicBoltShipping, by request. Is there such a term as a salt and pepper fox? Because I think Koga qualifies, oh yes.
we as humans always crave what we dont have
money, power, a nice firm butt
I have no idea why I like Surge/Oak so much, but it adds an extra element of hilarity when combined with YinAndYangShipping. Oak is probably oblivious to Surge here anyway.
I think Giovanni and Surge would despise each other, with the most hate coming from Giovanni himself. They’d be civil at League functions and whatnot, but chance encounters could well result in:
…on both their parts. And then Gio steamrolls Surge in a battle and strolls off laughing, at least until the fistfight starts.
Invisible cock
OH SWEET JESUS THAT LAST IMAGE
oh I forgot one!
now the circle is complete
the terrible horrible circle
Obligatory:
Before Ash’s turn, Iris tries to makes a move.
Some didn't even have to try that hard.
ahaha yeah
Friendly reminder that Lt. Surge says there was a war not long ago and he used his Pokémon against humans and plans to do the same to you (◕‿◕✿)
Friendly reminder that in the manga, he tried to kill Red (◕‿◕✿)
Friendly reminder that he tortured him instead 8D
spoiler alert it’s not poisoned. and thank goodness for that.
(srry i stole ur venonat bow idea envos but damn venonat bows would be cute huh)