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In which Cass is the anonest anon that ever anon'd

@soveryanon / soveryanon.tumblr.com

I don't have a tumblr, I swear.
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Cant decide which is funnier tbh.

Martin and georgie looking vaguely similar and outing jon as having a TYPE

Or

Jon and melanie looking vaguely similar outing GEORGIE as having a TYPE

I mean I’m sorry but John and Melanie BEING very similar HAS ALREADY outed Georgie as having a TYPE.

1. PRICKLY AS FUCK

2. DEFINITELY DOESN’T SLEEP

3. NOT SAFE AROUND SHARP THINGS

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4. supernatural geeks

5. by their own admission (in s2) they share the devouring need to know and being too curious for their own damn good

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6. ABSOLUTE SHIT at lying (All of Jon in season 2 (special mention to “It, ah, uh, it’s a, a performance review thing, going over some files for it.” “But that looks like a picture of his house?” “Confidential files that you… Legally, you shouldn’t really be looking at them, please, er, please leave–”) / Melanie “Ahaha, I brought you a nonpoisoned coffee because you’re such a lovely boss and I do that all the time, nothing to get suspicious about!” King)

7. DELIQUENTS who sneak their ways in places they shouldn’t be (Jon “I broke into Gertrude’s flat!” and stealing the key to the tunnels from Elias’s desk at the beginning of season 2; Serial Trespasser Melanie sneaking her way into closed hospitals and train graveyards, and stealing evidence from Elias’s office.)

(3bis. Specifically got stabbed in the shoulder by a scalpel.)

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Tea?

(MAG045) MARTIN: Hey, I-just-wanted-to-check-if-you-wanted-a-cup-of-tea. ARCHIVIST: Aaah… MARTIN: Oh, oh, sorry, you were recording. I thought you were done for the day. ARCHIVIST: I– I was, I am, it’s, uh… MARTIN: … Why do you have pictures of Tim? […] D– did you want that tea? ARCHIVIST: Nnno. Thank you, Martin.
(MAG065) TIM: Oh? They have, have they? “Things” have been difficult. You spent a month staring at that footage, double-checking every moment, timing every tea break, looking at me like I somehow staged it – but no, you’re right! Things have been difficult. […] No. No, you listen for once. I was fine in research, happy. Then you asked me to be transferred here, and suddenly it’s all monsters and killers and secret passages, oh my! And the worst thing? The actual worst thing is that no one here has my back. With any of it! Elias doesn’t care; Martin just wants a tea party; and Sasha… god, and you!
(MAG069) MARTIN: Here y’go. […] Just talk to him, please. ARCHIVIST: I think we’ve said more than enough. I doubt there’s much more words can do for us. MARTIN: You can’t… work together like this. ARCHIVIST: Ironically, I think working is all Tim and I can do together. [SILENCE] MARTIN: … Look. Jon… when was the last time we all just… talked? Just talked, without all of this– ARCHIVIST: Thank you for the tea, Martin. MARTIN: … Oookay. Fine. [OPENS DOOR] He’s not wrong, you know. [CLOSES DOOR] ARCHIVIST: … [SIGH] [WEAK] I know.
(MAG081) ARCHIVIST: Er, I was going to make a cup of tea, if you want one? GEORGIE: Mm, maybe later. I’ve got a recording of my own to do. ARCHIVIST: Right you are. I’ll… I’ll keep quiet.
(MAG093) GEORGIE: Jon, these… these things you’re talking about. Is… Is one of them, like… Death? ARCHIVIST: Uh… yes, I–I–I think so, th– There’s one I’ve heard called “The End”…? Why? [SILENCE] GEORGIE: … I’ll make us a cup of tea. [CLICK]
(MAG110) BASIRA: Look, Martin. I know you care. I know you do. But caring isn’t enough. You can’t just stand next to someone with a cup of tea and hope everything’s gonna be alright. MARTIN: That's. not. fair. You don’t even know me. BASIRA: Prove it. We need to do something. Because if we just let him– MARTIN: Oh, h–hi, hey, hey Melanie! I, I, c–can I get you – a – cup – of – tea? [SILENCE] MELANIE: Sssooo she told you, then.
(MAG117) MARTIN: Anyway. I guess I’m just… sick of sitting on my hands, drinking tea and hoping everyone’s okay. This way I finally get to do something. It’s gonna hurt, but… I’m ready. And I want to. Also, I get to burn some stuff, so that cool! I just… really hope everyone makes it back. … And I want to win on my own. Oh, and I hope the world doesn’t end. Obviously.
(MAG122) ARCHIVIST: Just you and me. … And, Melanie and M–Martin, I, I guess. Honestly, I’m surprised Martin isn’t… BASIRA: [INHALES SHARPLY] ARCHIVIST: What? Oh god, the, their plan, it’s, Martin is– Is he okay, or– … What did Elias do? BASIRA: No, nothing. […] We don’t see him around the Archives much these days. Best I can figure, he’s working on something with Lukas. ARCHIVIST: No, that– No, that, that… that must be something else. […] BASIRA: Anything else? ARCHIVIST: Water. Please. BASIRA: Sure thing. [OPENS DOOR] ARCHIVIST: … Oh, or a cup of t– BASIRA: [CLOSES DOOR] ARCHIVIST: … [SIGH] Okay…
(MAG137) ARCHIVIST: I feel like I’m on a deadline, like I’m running out of time somehow – and I don’t even know where to go! What to look for, o–or… [EXHALE] Just casting around blindly for more clues to just… drop into my lap. Everyone else is… running towards something, or running away, and I… [SIGH] I don’t know what I’m doing. [PAUSE] [SIGH] I’m just tired. Think I might go lie down for a while. Get a cup of tea. [HUFF]
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(MAG045) MARTIN: Hey, I-just-wanted-to-check-if-you-wanted-a-cup-of-tea. ARCHIVIST: Aaah… MARTIN: Oh, oh, sorry, you were recording, I thought you were done for the day. ARCHIVIST: I– I was, I am, it’s, uh… […] MARTIN: … D– did you want that tea? ARCHIVIST: Nnno. Thank you, Martin.
(MAG065) TIM: And the worst thing? The actual worst thing is that no one here has my back, with any of it! Elias doesn’t care, Martin just wants a tea party, and Sasha… god, and you!
(MAG069) MARTIN: Look. Jon… when was the last time we all just talked? Just talked, without all of this– ARCHIVIST: Thank you for the tea, Martin. MARTIN: Oookay. Fine. [OPENS DOOR] He’s not wrong, you know. [CLOSES DOOR] ARCHIVIST: I know.
(MAG110) BASIRA: Look, Martin. I know you care. I know you do. But caring isn’t enough. You can’t just stand next to someone with a cup of tea and hope everything’s gonna be alright. MARTIN: That’s not fair. You don’t even know me. BASIRA: Prove it. We need to do something.
(MAG117) MARTIN: […] Anyway. I guess I’m just sick of sitting on my hands, drinking tea and hoping everyone’s okay. This way I finally get to do something. It’s gonna hurt, but… I’m ready. And I want to. Also, I get to burn some stuff, so that’s cool!
(MAG122) ARCHIVIST: … What did he do to Martin? BASIRA: Er, I… don’t know. We don’t see him around the Archives much these days. Best I can figure, he’s working on something with Lukas. ARCHIVIST: No, that– No, that, that… that must be something else. BASIRA: Maybe. I don’t know. […] Anything else? ARCHIVIST: Water. Please. BASIRA: Sure thing. [OPENS DOOR] ARCHIVIST: … Oh, or a cup of t– [DOOR CLOSES.] … [SIGHS] Okay…

(Casual reminder to remember about the mug of tea, now cold, that you’ve forgotten a few hours ago.)

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