In which Cass is the anonest anon that ever anon'd

…Well, at least I’m gradually getting out of that slump.

But why did the subject matter have to be this.

…

Man, I was hoping for porn instead…

Comic adaptation: Page 1: Panel 1:  Narrator: Citron’s Pokémon Harimaron has met a kind old woman in the forest. Old woman: Eat as many of my macarons as you like! Harimaron: Rima rima’! Narrator: Hey, Harimaron… aren’t you eating a bit too much? Panel 2: Voice: Hey granny, I’m back! Old woman: Oh, looks like grandpa is back. Panel 3: Old woman: My husband and I like having Pokémon battles with each other, you see. So I’m going to make you work real good here.  Panel 4:  Harimaron: Rima…!? Page 2: Panel 1:  Old woman: All right, grandpa! Today I’m going to shut that mouth of yours!! Do your best, Harimaron-chan!! Old man: Ghahahaha!! I say the same to you!! Panel 2: Old man: Mafoxy, Will-o-Wisp!! Page 3: Panel 1: Old woman: Harimaron-chan! Don’t just run away, attack!! Panel 2: Old woman: It’s moving oddly slow… Maybe it ate too many macarons… Panel 3: Citron: Harimaron!! Harimaron: Rima’!! Panel 4: Citron: Sorry, but this Harimaron is my Pokémon! Harimaron: Rima rima’! Old woman: Oh, is that so!? I was so sure it was a wild Pokémon… Panel 5: Old man: Gahahaha! I guess that means I win this battle, huh!? Panel 6: Citron: I’ll be taking over the battling from here on!! Harimaron: Rima’! Old man: All right! Then let’s resume!! Page 4: Panel 1: Satoshi: Hey, doesn’t it look like Harimaron has put on some weight…? Serena: I’m sure it ate too may macarons…! Panel 2: Old man: Will-O-Wisp!! Citron: Harimaron! Please dodge!! Panel 3: Citron: If it keeps moving like this, its stomach should get smaller and its body get lighter! Panel 4: Satoshi: It’s gradually starting to move faster and faster!! Panel 5: Old man: Mafoxy!! Flamethrower!! Citron: Harimaron!! Panel 6: Harimaron: Ri… Rima’… Page 5: Panel 1: Harimaron: Rimaaaa’!! Citron: This is Overgrow!? It’s said to power up Grass type moves in a pinch…!! Panel 2: Citron: All right, Harimaron! Vine Whip!! Panel 3: Old man: Wha… In that case… It seems I have no choice but to use my ultimate move to beat you!! Panel 4: Old woman: Stop it, grandpa!! Using that move is going to cause bodily harm!! Old man: Shut it!! I’ve made up my mind!! Panel 5: Satoshi: A move so extreme it causes bodily harm to the Pokémon!? Panel 6: Old man: Mystical… Page 6: Panel 1:  Old man: Fiiiiiiiiii… Panel 2: Old man: My… my back…!? Panel 3: Old woman: Oh Grandpa! I told you it would cause you bodily harm…! Panel 4: Old woman: Everyone, I baked lots of macarons as an apology, so eat up! Satoshi: Bon appetit! Narrator: Satoshi and his friends journey towards the Kalos League continues on!

Translation courtesy of Adamant 

Hans didn’t expect THIS 

Shootcifer will give you a trip to hell if you aren’t careful

so just give him your soul

I swear all I need is your sssssoul you stupid hick you loveable guy

MadokAsh is a strong, independent magical girl who don’t need no faith

so if you look for pictures of “laying on side” in google images, your first results will be

which cracked me up since i just wanted like someone casually resting or sleeping on their side for reference. once again, google images has compelled me

The Chronicles of Narnia

We still love you charizard <3