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i was wondering at first why pepper wasn’t in age of ultron but then it became clear to me that if she was there she would have shut that shit down before it had a chance to start and there would have been no movie
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No one would know. Nobody. ‘The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Unlucky, quick bastard. We’ll miss him. I miss him already.’
Reasons why I love Clint Barton (via bilesandthesourwolf)
So, about AoU in French because I am a lazy ass. Though universal language: CLINT CLINT CLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNT
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Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball
I enjoy this
he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror
they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later
"it’s ok, she’s gone"
"NO SHE ISN’T SHE’S JUST WAITING"
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So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...
This man
never
lets anyone
drive him.
He literally
is always
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
There’s probably
good reason
for that.
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I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.
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"I’m hanging up now, birdbrain."
This was inspired both by Clint’s unexplained absence in Winter Soldier and by Hawkeye’s new costume for Avengers 2
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I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going 'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
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and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
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and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
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#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
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Thor de France
THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT
THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT
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dot dot dot
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#i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers
No, but can we talk about this. HE KNEW THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS COMING. Either he’d sighted them before or (and this is my thinking, because HAWKEYE) he saw them coming in the windows of another building.
He makes split second calculations and looses an arrow WITHOUT LOOKING, and hits his target dead on.
This isn’t him showing off or anything. It’s tactical. It’s watching your own six while watching someone else’s.
This is years upon years of training, muscle memory, and straight up intelligence that puts most people to shame, all coming into play.
And let’s not forget, SHIELD’s physicists couldn’t figure out the tesseract opened from both sides. Yet Clint did.
When it comes down to it? This man is one of the biggest BAMFS in the Marvelverse, MCU or comics.
Clint’s human. He’s said it himself:
“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.”
HE.
IS.
HUMAN.
And he does all this. And keeps up with people with superpowers.
I present to you: One of the baddest of asses ever to walk the planet. Clint. Mother. Fucking. Barton.
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oops, i did it again
"GO AWAY THOR"
"Ok bye…"
Source: resortmonorail
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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME
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My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
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KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
illsevenyournine
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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